Wednesday, May 30, 2007

The Candidate!

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Attention Ladies and Gentlemen of the Cat Blogosphere

I hereby announce my candidacy for President in the upcoming 2008 election!!!!

Our great country was built on the 2 party system. Currently Cheysuli and Derby are apparently running unopposed! Why? I like Chey and Derby, but we need choice and debate!

My running mate is SlyCat. Our Party is The American Patriot Cat Party. We favor fiscal conservancy and social liberalism.

Here is our Party Platform:

1. Free, universal vet care for all cats, dogs, and other creatures.

2. Legalize catnip

3. Economic freedom

4. Smaller government

5. Support the troops/but bring them home

6. More coupons from pet food companies


I challange Cheysuli to a debate, at the time of her choosing, and with the moderator of her choice.

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Girl Cats Rule!!!!!

Skittles, The Huntress

12 comments:

Derby said...

Ummm, Skittles. Cheysuli is a girl kittie, not a boy.

Skittles, The Huntress said...

Um, ooooooops! Chey....I am terribly sorry for the mistake.

Better still, two girl kitties running in the election! I will correct my error immediately.



It's about time in America, don't you think?

Skittles, The Huntress

Cheysuli said...

It could be a boring debate as I stand for most of the same things... but if you'd like, certainly...

I have to say Derby and I are not unopposed. We have a slew of people raising tons of funds and I am, after all, only a cat. I'll have to email this particular post to Hilary! Won't she be angry! Love it!!!!

Other cats running include Cato!

Lux said...

Hmm ... I notice some similarity in platforms ... :)

Skittles, The Huntress said...

Dear Chey and Lux,

Sorry, there are major differences in the platforms.

Choice. The American Way.

Skittles, The Huntress

Daisy said...

I think a debate would be very exciting and interesting!

Bonnie Underfoot said...

Well, you're the only non-Siamese cat running for President. So, there. Cato's campaign headquarters is here.
I have nothing against Siamese, but your tabbiness has some definite appeal.

Karl and Anastasia said...

Just like we asked Chey we ask you:
Where do you stand on pro choice and gay marriage?
Anastasia

Cheysuli said...

I have put up my ideas for a debate on my blog. Let me know what you think of them.

Also I still don't see the major differences in the platform. I am about choice too. I'm not saying you can't run, but in the outline there's little difference in the platform.

Beaman said...

British Prime Minister Nigel will not be following the US into war. :p

Skittles, The Huntress said...

Dear Karl and Anastasia,

To answer your question:

I am pro choice. It's very unfortunate, but I had an abortion soon after my 2nd pet human found me in the warehouse on the naval base. I was at the vet to be given permanent birth control, and it was discovered that I was pregnant. I really didn't mind, because I didn't like to brute who did such a thing to me.

I don't know about gay marriage. For cats is that a fun and happy marriage????? I am for that.

For humans, I think we should consider it, but there might be some details to hammer out.

Skittles, The Huntress

Ali & Fiona said...

Cat nip is not legal, uh oh, I better hide our stash!

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

The Candidate!

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Attention Ladies and Gentlemen of the Cat Blogosphere

I hereby announce my candidacy for President in the upcoming 2008 election!!!!

Our great country was built on the 2 party system. Currently Cheysuli and Derby are apparently running unopposed! Why? I like Chey and Derby, but we need choice and debate!

My running mate is SlyCat. Our Party is The American Patriot Cat Party. We favor fiscal conservancy and social liberalism.

Here is our Party Platform:

1. Free, universal vet care for all cats, dogs, and other creatures.

2. Legalize catnip

3. Economic freedom

4. Smaller government

5. Support the troops/but bring them home

6. More coupons from pet food companies


I challange Cheysuli to a debate, at the time of her choosing, and with the moderator of her choice.

ImageChef.com - Create custom images

Girl Cats Rule!!!!!

Skittles, The Huntress

12 comments:

Derby said...

Ummm, Skittles. Cheysuli is a girl kittie, not a boy.

Skittles, The Huntress said...

Um, ooooooops! Chey....I am terribly sorry for the mistake.

Better still, two girl kitties running in the election! I will correct my error immediately.



It's about time in America, don't you think?

Skittles, The Huntress

Cheysuli said...

It could be a boring debate as I stand for most of the same things... but if you'd like, certainly...

I have to say Derby and I are not unopposed. We have a slew of people raising tons of funds and I am, after all, only a cat. I'll have to email this particular post to Hilary! Won't she be angry! Love it!!!!

Other cats running include Cato!

Lux said...

Hmm ... I notice some similarity in platforms ... :)

Skittles, The Huntress said...

Dear Chey and Lux,

Sorry, there are major differences in the platforms.

Choice. The American Way.

Skittles, The Huntress

Daisy said...

I think a debate would be very exciting and interesting!

Bonnie Underfoot said...

Well, you're the only non-Siamese cat running for President. So, there. Cato's campaign headquarters is here.
I have nothing against Siamese, but your tabbiness has some definite appeal.

Karl and Anastasia said...

Just like we asked Chey we ask you:
Where do you stand on pro choice and gay marriage?
Anastasia

Cheysuli said...

I have put up my ideas for a debate on my blog. Let me know what you think of them.

Also I still don't see the major differences in the platform. I am about choice too. I'm not saying you can't run, but in the outline there's little difference in the platform.

Beaman said...

British Prime Minister Nigel will not be following the US into war. :p

Skittles, The Huntress said...

Dear Karl and Anastasia,

To answer your question:

I am pro choice. It's very unfortunate, but I had an abortion soon after my 2nd pet human found me in the warehouse on the naval base. I was at the vet to be given permanent birth control, and it was discovered that I was pregnant. I really didn't mind, because I didn't like to brute who did such a thing to me.

I don't know about gay marriage. For cats is that a fun and happy marriage????? I am for that.

For humans, I think we should consider it, but there might be some details to hammer out.

Skittles, The Huntress

Ali & Fiona said...

Cat nip is not legal, uh oh, I better hide our stash!