Monday, May 07, 2007

Carnage And Confessions

Not For The Faint Hearted:









Today I caught a nice, juicy birdie. I brought it to my pet human, who is very kind and sympathetic. I don't mean to do this. She feeds me very well.

It's just that I started life in a hard way. I had to fend for myself...feed myself. Every now and then, I see a birdie, and it triggers old, unhappy memories. So I revert to my feral, hunting state.

Here is a link to my biography.

I feel very bad....I should have confessed this to SlyCat before accepting to be his girlfriend. He is such a nice mancat.

Oh, SlyCat, can you ever forgive me?

Skittles, The Cat

13 comments:

Daisy said...

Oh, Skittles, it is not your fault. You were very brave to confess. I am certain that Sly will forgive you.

Monty Q. Kat said...

Wowzers! We do look a lot a like! Even HeBean had to look twice at your picture. Maybe we're related somehow, cousins at least. Have your catmom or catdad ever been to Maryland?

Derby said...

You caught a real live dead bird! Skittles the Huntress!

WW said...

Dear Monty Q.

My pet human has never been to Maryland. I came from a naval base on the coast of California.

Maybe one of your relative had a pet human in the Navy.

Skittles, The Cat

WW said...

Dear Derby,

Uuuummmmmm......I was raised to never correct a mancat, but I was wondering....


"a real live dead bird"

Might that be something called an oxymoron?

Skittles, The Cat

Monty Q. Kat said...

Hmmm, then cousins, at least then. Of course, we could be silly and say we were siblings to see how many beans we can fool! ;)

TheSlyCat said...

Skittles,
Of COURSE I forgive you:) I love watching birds. I get to go outside on the balcony every now and then, I'm not sure what I would do if I got outside close to one. I would definately want to jump up and play with it. They look very flimsy though, I'm sure it is not hard to break them. I think you are a terrific huntress! And you are beautiful! Wowwie, How did I ever get so lucky?
<3 Sly

Derby said...

Skittles, maybe an oxywhatever. But at one point that bird was alive. Therefore a real live dead bird. Versus a fake bird that was never alive. Which would be a fake dead bird. I guess. hehehehe

WW said...

Dear SlyCat,

You are so sweet to me.

Can you get your pet human to put a motor on your stroller? Then you could take Route 66 all the way out to see me!

Luv,

Skittles, The Cat

PrincessMia said...

OH MY! You're such a dangerous kitty!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Skittles the Huntress, we like it. Zippy kills stuff alla time and mom always sez da same thing, yuk.

Monty Q. Kat said...

Hi Skittles!

I tagged you, please stop by my blog for the rules!

The Crew said...

Oh my, that looks like a goldfinch. You know, old habits die hard and it is our natural instinct to catch prey. Maybe if you only went outside on a harness?

Monday, May 07, 2007

Carnage And Confessions

Not For The Faint Hearted:









Today I caught a nice, juicy birdie. I brought it to my pet human, who is very kind and sympathetic. I don't mean to do this. She feeds me very well.

It's just that I started life in a hard way. I had to fend for myself...feed myself. Every now and then, I see a birdie, and it triggers old, unhappy memories. So I revert to my feral, hunting state.

Here is a link to my biography.

I feel very bad....I should have confessed this to SlyCat before accepting to be his girlfriend. He is such a nice mancat.

Oh, SlyCat, can you ever forgive me?

Skittles, The Cat

13 comments:

Daisy said...

Oh, Skittles, it is not your fault. You were very brave to confess. I am certain that Sly will forgive you.

Monty Q. Kat said...

Wowzers! We do look a lot a like! Even HeBean had to look twice at your picture. Maybe we're related somehow, cousins at least. Have your catmom or catdad ever been to Maryland?

Derby said...

You caught a real live dead bird! Skittles the Huntress!

WW said...

Dear Monty Q.

My pet human has never been to Maryland. I came from a naval base on the coast of California.

Maybe one of your relative had a pet human in the Navy.

Skittles, The Cat

WW said...

Dear Derby,

Uuuummmmmm......I was raised to never correct a mancat, but I was wondering....


"a real live dead bird"

Might that be something called an oxymoron?

Skittles, The Cat

Monty Q. Kat said...

Hmmm, then cousins, at least then. Of course, we could be silly and say we were siblings to see how many beans we can fool! ;)

TheSlyCat said...

Skittles,
Of COURSE I forgive you:) I love watching birds. I get to go outside on the balcony every now and then, I'm not sure what I would do if I got outside close to one. I would definately want to jump up and play with it. They look very flimsy though, I'm sure it is not hard to break them. I think you are a terrific huntress! And you are beautiful! Wowwie, How did I ever get so lucky?
<3 Sly

Derby said...

Skittles, maybe an oxywhatever. But at one point that bird was alive. Therefore a real live dead bird. Versus a fake bird that was never alive. Which would be a fake dead bird. I guess. hehehehe

WW said...

Dear SlyCat,

You are so sweet to me.

Can you get your pet human to put a motor on your stroller? Then you could take Route 66 all the way out to see me!

Luv,

Skittles, The Cat

PrincessMia said...

OH MY! You're such a dangerous kitty!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Skittles the Huntress, we like it. Zippy kills stuff alla time and mom always sez da same thing, yuk.

Monty Q. Kat said...

Hi Skittles!

I tagged you, please stop by my blog for the rules!

The Crew said...

Oh my, that looks like a goldfinch. You know, old habits die hard and it is our natural instinct to catch prey. Maybe if you only went outside on a harness?