Monday, May 28, 2007

Confessions

Oh My! Monty Q. Kat has tagged me to tell my confessions!

I haven't been to church in a long time. There was a church on the naval base where I was born. Sometimes, I hunted mice there.

My pet human says she was raised Lutheran, but is now Presbyterian. Whatever! I ask her: Am I Catholic???? She says no...you are feline.

OK, Here I go to church



I go into the confessional.......



Father, forgive me......




I like to eat birds

I like to eat lizards

I like to eat spiders

I like to eat chipmunks

I want to eat a quail, just once in my life, but my pet human takes them away and sets them free

Am I forgiven?????



Luv,

Skittles, The Huntress

10 comments:

Bad Kitty Cats & Megan said...

Oh we think you are forgiven! It's only natural to eat the spiders. And birdies... we like snakes here.

Purrs

Victor Tabbycat said...

I don't know if yur furgiven, but yur defnitly feline! A purrfect feline!
Purrs

ML (Mary Lynn) said...

KC said...
O, Skittles, u's a huntress too. i loves ta hunt anyfing that moves. it's only natural. u's sound like a purr-fect kittie.
Purrs, KC

Kimo & Sabi said...

Ooooh - you would like it at our house - we gots lots of quails...them little baby ones looks especially tasty (alas, we don't get to go outside).

Eric and Flynn said...

Yoo must be furrgiven cuz yoo are a cat, and we can do what we want. We like hunting birdies and spiders and mice, but we haf nefurr seen lizzerds or chipmunks. We haf partridge here and we try to catch them but we hafn't had enny luck yet.

Daisy said...

Oh, eating lizards is wrong? Uh oh.

Emma's Kat said...

Those were good honest confessions, Skittles. I'm sure you're forgiven as they are kinda a natural kitty thing to do.

Monty Q. Kat said...

MomBean has seen quail eggs in a store once, maybe you coud try those?

Dragonheart said...

You are a real huntres! I've never eaten any of those things, since I'm an indoor-only cat.

Bonnie Underfoot said...

Skittles, I'm sorry we missed your garden party! Our beans went out and left the computers off. ::huff::
About your comment... Red dot? ::crosses eyes looking at nose:: I don't see any red dot! ::runs to bathroom mirror:: There's no red dot on MY nose! Do you mean the spot on Victor's pink nose? That's pigment, probably to prove he's a little piggy. Looks like boogers to me.

Monday, May 28, 2007

Confessions

Oh My! Monty Q. Kat has tagged me to tell my confessions!

I haven't been to church in a long time. There was a church on the naval base where I was born. Sometimes, I hunted mice there.

My pet human says she was raised Lutheran, but is now Presbyterian. Whatever! I ask her: Am I Catholic???? She says no...you are feline.

OK, Here I go to church



I go into the confessional.......



Father, forgive me......




I like to eat birds

I like to eat lizards

I like to eat spiders

I like to eat chipmunks

I want to eat a quail, just once in my life, but my pet human takes them away and sets them free

Am I forgiven?????



Luv,

Skittles, The Huntress

10 comments:

Bad Kitty Cats & Megan said...

Oh we think you are forgiven! It's only natural to eat the spiders. And birdies... we like snakes here.

Purrs

Victor Tabbycat said...

I don't know if yur furgiven, but yur defnitly feline! A purrfect feline!
Purrs

ML (Mary Lynn) said...

KC said...
O, Skittles, u's a huntress too. i loves ta hunt anyfing that moves. it's only natural. u's sound like a purr-fect kittie.
Purrs, KC

Kimo & Sabi said...

Ooooh - you would like it at our house - we gots lots of quails...them little baby ones looks especially tasty (alas, we don't get to go outside).

Eric and Flynn said...

Yoo must be furrgiven cuz yoo are a cat, and we can do what we want. We like hunting birdies and spiders and mice, but we haf nefurr seen lizzerds or chipmunks. We haf partridge here and we try to catch them but we hafn't had enny luck yet.

Daisy said...

Oh, eating lizards is wrong? Uh oh.

Emma's Kat said...

Those were good honest confessions, Skittles. I'm sure you're forgiven as they are kinda a natural kitty thing to do.

Monty Q. Kat said...

MomBean has seen quail eggs in a store once, maybe you coud try those?

Dragonheart said...

You are a real huntres! I've never eaten any of those things, since I'm an indoor-only cat.

Bonnie Underfoot said...

Skittles, I'm sorry we missed your garden party! Our beans went out and left the computers off. ::huff::
About your comment... Red dot? ::crosses eyes looking at nose:: I don't see any red dot! ::runs to bathroom mirror:: There's no red dot on MY nose! Do you mean the spot on Victor's pink nose? That's pigment, probably to prove he's a little piggy. Looks like boogers to me.