Thursday, July 05, 2007

Thursday Thirteen



Thirteen Things I dislike about this "dog."

1. It takes my favorite portrait place on the chair underneath the African Art.
2. It doesn't bark or growl, so I don't know where it is.
3. It's blond.
4. It doesn't smell.
5. It looks like it's sneering at me.
6. What's it doing in the hallway?????
7. Could it help me protect the house???? NOT!
8. My pet human likes to hug it while watching TV......aaaaaggghhhh! what about me?
9. I never know where I will find it.
10. It's fur doesn't shed
11. It doesn't need to be brushed.
12. It doesn't have fleas (my pet human says I have to accept the flea stuff on my neck.)
13. It's just cuteness, cuteness, cuteness............ugh...makes me sick.

Tomorrow I will start posting more about my political beliefs.

Luv,

Skittles, The Huntress

11 comments:

DK & The Fluffies said...

I could totally come over and eat that thing... as long as you promise to not eat me!
~Lando Bun

Dragonheart said...

That sounds like a very strange dog, Skittles!

Kimo & Sabi said...

You could jump on his and give him a big bitey on da butt - or bunnykick him!

Daisy said...

It is very very WRONG of that dog to steal hugs from your pet human.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Those are good points against dis dog, here are a cuppul pro da stuffed one rather than a real woofie...it won't eat yoor food, it won't try to lick all yoor fur off, no teef-can't bite, won't suddenly jump ups while everyone is relaxing and start barking because the naybor sneezed while getting his mail...

The Meezers said...

just rip it apart wif your teefs.

jcfloresinc said...

Oh my, that is a very strange dog indeed. Skittles when your human hugs it, jump up on it and she won't be able to help but to hug you, too.
Your FL furineds,
Samantha & Tigger

Hot(M)BC said...

Weird woofie. But at least he don't bite.
Purrrrrs,
Sanjee

Bonnie Underfoot said...

I agree with you 100%. It's distracting your humans from properly serving you!

Eric and Flynn said...

Hmm he's quite a big dawg. Mebbe yoo could praktiss yer attack on him.

lordjaders said...

Just bunny kick the fluffies out of it. That'll teach it to take yourrr bean's attention!

At least it doesn't slobberrr on you like the woofie, Kona, that I live with.

Thursday, July 05, 2007

Thursday Thirteen



Thirteen Things I dislike about this "dog."

1. It takes my favorite portrait place on the chair underneath the African Art.
2. It doesn't bark or growl, so I don't know where it is.
3. It's blond.
4. It doesn't smell.
5. It looks like it's sneering at me.
6. What's it doing in the hallway?????
7. Could it help me protect the house???? NOT!
8. My pet human likes to hug it while watching TV......aaaaaggghhhh! what about me?
9. I never know where I will find it.
10. It's fur doesn't shed
11. It doesn't need to be brushed.
12. It doesn't have fleas (my pet human says I have to accept the flea stuff on my neck.)
13. It's just cuteness, cuteness, cuteness............ugh...makes me sick.

Tomorrow I will start posting more about my political beliefs.

Luv,

Skittles, The Huntress

11 comments:

DK & The Fluffies said...

I could totally come over and eat that thing... as long as you promise to not eat me!
~Lando Bun

Dragonheart said...

That sounds like a very strange dog, Skittles!

Kimo & Sabi said...

You could jump on his and give him a big bitey on da butt - or bunnykick him!

Daisy said...

It is very very WRONG of that dog to steal hugs from your pet human.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Those are good points against dis dog, here are a cuppul pro da stuffed one rather than a real woofie...it won't eat yoor food, it won't try to lick all yoor fur off, no teef-can't bite, won't suddenly jump ups while everyone is relaxing and start barking because the naybor sneezed while getting his mail...

The Meezers said...

just rip it apart wif your teefs.

jcfloresinc said...

Oh my, that is a very strange dog indeed. Skittles when your human hugs it, jump up on it and she won't be able to help but to hug you, too.
Your FL furineds,
Samantha & Tigger

Hot(M)BC said...

Weird woofie. But at least he don't bite.
Purrrrrs,
Sanjee

Bonnie Underfoot said...

I agree with you 100%. It's distracting your humans from properly serving you!

Eric and Flynn said...

Hmm he's quite a big dawg. Mebbe yoo could praktiss yer attack on him.

lordjaders said...

Just bunny kick the fluffies out of it. That'll teach it to take yourrr bean's attention!

At least it doesn't slobberrr on you like the woofie, Kona, that I live with.