Monday, September 24, 2007

Tuesday Yoga

Good Morning Everyone! Welcome to Tuesday Yoga! Can you feel Autumn in the air? I can!

I am so excited. The Presidential Debates are coming up this weekend. I will post my debate answers here, and Skeezix is the moderator (impartial). I am very proud and honored that Skeezix would agree to moderate the debate. He is a very busy and important man-cat, even more important than Anderson Cooper.

OK....everyone relax, deep breath

(my pet human is cursing Picasa right now......sorry if the slide show doesn't play....just head over to the refreshments)



Excellent Class!!!!!!!!!

I feel more relaxed, in tune, and ready to participate in the debates. I have been working on my answers ever since the questions were submitted to Skeezix' blog this summer.

Now for some refreshments. In honor of the Presidential Debates and our Human Friends on Capitol Hill in Washinton DC, I am serving PORK! (Oh, Miles will just faint!)

Crown Roast of Pork

Pork Tenderloin

And the ULTIMATE BLT SANDWICH (HOLD THE LETTUCE AND TOMATO!!)


I will be back on Saturday for the Debates. See you all then! And may the best cat win!

Luv,
Skittles, The Huntress

Monday ReMinder


REMINDER!!!!!!!!!


THE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES WILL BE HELD THIS WEEKEND.

EACH OF THE CANDIDATES WILL PUBLISH ANSWERS TO THE OFFICIAL QUESTIONS ON HER SITE. REBUTTALS WILL ALSO BE POSTED.

SKEEZIX WILL ACT AS THE IMPARTIAL MODERATOR, AND YOU CAN VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE CANDIDATE AT HIS BLOG.

DON'T FORGET THIS IMPORTANT EVENT. COME BACK AND VISIT THIS WEEKEND, SEPTEMBER 29 & 30.

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Snoozy Sunday


While I am snoozin' away on Sunday, my pet human is soliciting captions for this photo.

Luv,
Skittles, The Huntress

Friday, September 21, 2007

Mr. Popular


I was so excited. I received a very important email from Skeezix about the upcoming Presidential Debates. He was requesting information from me.

So I replied immediately! I know how important this is. Skeezix is a very detail oriented-kinda guy cat, and I am sure if he asked for my answers, then he needed me to respond right away!
So I sent Skeezix a reply. But I got a notice that my message was undeliverable. Here is what it said.






We're sorry. There's a problem with the e-mail address(es) you're trying
to send to. Please verify the address(es) and try again. If you continue
to have problems, please contact Customer Support at (480) 624-2500.

<skeezix@skeezixthecat.com>:
child status 100...The e-mail message could not be delivered because the user's mailfolder is full.

--- Below this line is a copy of the message.

Return-Path: <skittlesthehuntress@gmail.com>
Received: (qmail 3201 invoked from network); 20 Sep 2007 02:25:21 -0000
Received: from unknown (HELO pre-smtp27-01.prod.mesa1.secureserver.net) ([64.202.166.112])
(envelope-sender <skittlesthehuntress@gmail.com>)
by smtp01-02.prod.mesa1.secureserver.net (qmail-1.03) with SMTP
for <skeezix@skeezixthecat.com>; 20 Sep 2007 02:25:21 -0000
From: "SkittlesTheHuntress <skittlesthehuntress@gmail.com>
To: "skeezix@skeezixthecat.com" <skeezix@skeezixthecat.com>
Subject: Re: Presidential debates: on for Sept 29/30




WOW!!!! I have never had so much mail, that my inbox is too full!!!!!!!!! I wonder how many of the emails were from Daisy commenting on how handsome he is dressed as a pirate. Skeezix is very popular, and VERY IMPORTANT.

I am so honored and proud that he is going to be the moderator (impartial) for the upcoming debates. He must be even more important than Anderson Cooper!!!!!

Love,
Skittles, The Huntress

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Monday Meme on Thursday Thirteen


My special friend, SlyCat, tagged me for a meme. So even though this is Thursday Thirteen, I am going to play Monday Meme.

How did I get my name???

Oh, that's a good story that starts out even before I was born. My pet human worked on the Naval Base in Ventura County, and she made friends with April.


April always had candy at her desk. One day, my pet human visited April, and she had a bag of Skittles. So my pet human poured some out, and then separated all the colors into neat little piles, because that's how she likes to eat them.

April laughed and laughed and laughed!!!!!!! Pretty soon it was quite a joke. April would buy huge 5 and 10 pound bags of Skittles and give them to the pet human.
Soon, the kitchen cabinets were stuffed with Skittles.

Later, after my pet human moved back to San Diego, April found me scrounging for food in the warehouse on base. I had trouble being nice to Auntie April's other cats, and so my pet human took me to her house.


So, of course I got named Skittles!

I tag the following cats:
DKM ( AND the Fluffies)
Gretchen
Gigolo Kitty

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Yoga Tuesday

Good Morning Everyone!

I was sleeping in my famous "Princess and the Pea" position, when my pet human came screeching in.

"SKITTLES!!!!! WAKE UP!! YOUR YOGA STUDENTS ARE HERE."







When will she ever learn? I am always prepared.
Here are some yoga mats if any students wish to use one.
OK............deep breath, inhale, hold...............exhale slowly.




What a fabulous class. I am so proud of all of you!

Let's have refreshments! First the special orders.
We have a lovely marmalade glazed ham with a sweet orange-tea sauce for Miles.








Porcini crusted filet mignon with fresh herbed butter for Samantha and Tigger













Roast Chicken with asparagus, morel and pearl onion ragout for Kimo and Sabi










Tuna water for The Crew



And for the rest of us: a fabulous and endless sushi buffet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Out Take:

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Monday Manicure

My pet human wishes to share this video from Youtube.

Personally I don't need manicures. I keep my claws sharp for hunting.

(Yoga returns tomorrow)

Love,

Skittles, The Huntress

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Friday Foodie



This may come as a surprise to everyone, but I like banana bread. Unfortunately, I didn't get any this time. That's Bob and Julie in the background with the Sunday paper. My pet human had the camera.

Anyway: I am taking special orders for treats at this upcoming yoga class. Just let me know, and I'll make sure my pet human has it here for you.

Luv,

Skittles, The Huntress

P.S. From the Pet Human:

Dear Sweet Skittles,

You were sleeping so soundly on Wordless Wednesday, I didn't have the heart to wake you. Then yesterday you were so gangbusters with awarding Beamon the "Nice Matters" award, I couldn't get your attention.

So today I want to wish you a HAPPY ONE YEAR BLOGOVERSARY!!! WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, 2006.

Keep blogging, my loved one!

WW
aka: The Pet Human

BTW: Your very first comment was from Kimo and Sabi on October 4, 2006.

Thursday Thirteen

Today I was honored by Sanjee, Boni, Gree, and Pepi from the House of Mostly Black Cats. They bestowed upon me the "Nice Matters Award." (blush, blush!!)

This apparently is because I make sure that Miles gets his own pig to eat at yoga classes.

(Oh, PS: I really apologize for missing yoga yesterday...well, really it's my pet human's fault, as always. Yoga will be back next week.

I am taking food orders: Pig for Miles, Chicken for Kimo and Sabi. Please respond with any special requests you may have.)

I am passing this award on to Lord Nigel and Lady Mildred of Beamon's World.

So for Thursday Thirteen, here's why I chose Lord Nigel and Lady Mildred:



1. Beamon is really cool.

2. Lord Nigel and Lady Mildred promote world understanding.

3. LN & LM support Israel

4. Beamon is kinda cute

5. Beamon writes some really good poetry on his blog.

6. LN & LM just adopted a new tabby, Hetty.

7. The photos are really good.

8. They like football.............(soccer, you sillies!!!!!!!!)

9. They speak wonderful English phrases, such as chap, and ladies and gentlemen.

10. They are almost British Royalty, what with being a Lord and Lady.

11. I'll bet they knew Diana

12. Beamon writes really cool short stories

13. TABBIES (Lady Mildred and Hetty) RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Wordless Wednesday


SSSSSSNNNNNNNZZZZZZZXXXXXXXX............................

(the famous princess and the pea position)

Luv,
Skittles, The Huntress

Friday, September 07, 2007

Formerly Feral Friday

A FORMERLY FERAL TABBY EXPLAINS LIFE IN THE FAST (SHIPPING) LANE.




Ever wonder how really big, expensive pleasure boats get delivered to America?



On really big ships!!!!!!!

(photo taken on Labor Day, 2007)

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Autumn Yoga 1

Good Morning, Everyone. Welcome back to Yoga Classes.I have a whole new routine for us to practice. I think we all enjoyed a little break from the rigorous excercises, but now it is time to resume working on our flexibility and stamina.

Before we start, let's have a brief moment of silent meditation for all of our dear friends who have gone on to the Rainbow Bridge. Last week was rather hard emotionally, with all the losses of dear loved ones.

Ok, deep breath....hold, hold, hold. Exhale through your nostrils slowly.



Excellent! Oh, I can see that many of you continued on with practicing your poses. Now, for the goodies. (Don't worry, Miles, there is a whole pig just for you!)

Caviar and Champagne

Seafood Buffet
Oysters Rockefeller
Lobster
And a whole pig just for Miles!

Saturday, September 01, 2007

Presidential Politics


My Fellow Americats,

As I prepare for the upcoming Presidential Debates, I wish to discuss...................................

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzsscccccccccccraaaaaaaaaaaatccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhh/////


.....

We interrupt this blog for a Labor Day Weekend announcement.....





There will be no labor this weekend. I will be relaxing at Kellogg Beach. I will relinquish control of the computer back to Skittles, The Huntress on Tuesday morning for Yoga.

WW
aka, The Pet Human

Monday, September 24, 2007

Tuesday Yoga

Good Morning Everyone! Welcome to Tuesday Yoga! Can you feel Autumn in the air? I can!

I am so excited. The Presidential Debates are coming up this weekend. I will post my debate answers here, and Skeezix is the moderator (impartial). I am very proud and honored that Skeezix would agree to moderate the debate. He is a very busy and important man-cat, even more important than Anderson Cooper.

OK....everyone relax, deep breath

(my pet human is cursing Picasa right now......sorry if the slide show doesn't play....just head over to the refreshments)



Excellent Class!!!!!!!!!

I feel more relaxed, in tune, and ready to participate in the debates. I have been working on my answers ever since the questions were submitted to Skeezix' blog this summer.

Now for some refreshments. In honor of the Presidential Debates and our Human Friends on Capitol Hill in Washinton DC, I am serving PORK! (Oh, Miles will just faint!)

Crown Roast of Pork

Pork Tenderloin

And the ULTIMATE BLT SANDWICH (HOLD THE LETTUCE AND TOMATO!!)


I will be back on Saturday for the Debates. See you all then! And may the best cat win!

Luv,
Skittles, The Huntress

Monday ReMinder


REMINDER!!!!!!!!!


THE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES WILL BE HELD THIS WEEKEND.

EACH OF THE CANDIDATES WILL PUBLISH ANSWERS TO THE OFFICIAL QUESTIONS ON HER SITE. REBUTTALS WILL ALSO BE POSTED.

SKEEZIX WILL ACT AS THE IMPARTIAL MODERATOR, AND YOU CAN VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE CANDIDATE AT HIS BLOG.

DON'T FORGET THIS IMPORTANT EVENT. COME BACK AND VISIT THIS WEEKEND, SEPTEMBER 29 & 30.

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Snoozy Sunday


While I am snoozin' away on Sunday, my pet human is soliciting captions for this photo.

Luv,
Skittles, The Huntress

Friday, September 21, 2007

Mr. Popular


I was so excited. I received a very important email from Skeezix about the upcoming Presidential Debates. He was requesting information from me.

So I replied immediately! I know how important this is. Skeezix is a very detail oriented-kinda guy cat, and I am sure if he asked for my answers, then he needed me to respond right away!
So I sent Skeezix a reply. But I got a notice that my message was undeliverable. Here is what it said.






We're sorry. There's a problem with the e-mail address(es) you're trying
to send to. Please verify the address(es) and try again. If you continue
to have problems, please contact Customer Support at (480) 624-2500.

<skeezix@skeezixthecat.com>:
child status 100...The e-mail message could not be delivered because the user's mailfolder is full.

--- Below this line is a copy of the message.

Return-Path: <skittlesthehuntress@gmail.com>
Received: (qmail 3201 invoked from network); 20 Sep 2007 02:25:21 -0000
Received: from unknown (HELO pre-smtp27-01.prod.mesa1.secureserver.net) ([64.202.166.112])
(envelope-sender <skittlesthehuntress@gmail.com>)
by smtp01-02.prod.mesa1.secureserver.net (qmail-1.03) with SMTP
for <skeezix@skeezixthecat.com>; 20 Sep 2007 02:25:21 -0000
From: "SkittlesTheHuntress <skittlesthehuntress@gmail.com>
To: "skeezix@skeezixthecat.com" <skeezix@skeezixthecat.com>
Subject: Re: Presidential debates: on for Sept 29/30




WOW!!!! I have never had so much mail, that my inbox is too full!!!!!!!!! I wonder how many of the emails were from Daisy commenting on how handsome he is dressed as a pirate. Skeezix is very popular, and VERY IMPORTANT.

I am so honored and proud that he is going to be the moderator (impartial) for the upcoming debates. He must be even more important than Anderson Cooper!!!!!

Love,
Skittles, The Huntress

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Monday Meme on Thursday Thirteen


My special friend, SlyCat, tagged me for a meme. So even though this is Thursday Thirteen, I am going to play Monday Meme.

How did I get my name???

Oh, that's a good story that starts out even before I was born. My pet human worked on the Naval Base in Ventura County, and she made friends with April.


April always had candy at her desk. One day, my pet human visited April, and she had a bag of Skittles. So my pet human poured some out, and then separated all the colors into neat little piles, because that's how she likes to eat them.

April laughed and laughed and laughed!!!!!!! Pretty soon it was quite a joke. April would buy huge 5 and 10 pound bags of Skittles and give them to the pet human.
Soon, the kitchen cabinets were stuffed with Skittles.

Later, after my pet human moved back to San Diego, April found me scrounging for food in the warehouse on base. I had trouble being nice to Auntie April's other cats, and so my pet human took me to her house.


So, of course I got named Skittles!

I tag the following cats:
DKM ( AND the Fluffies)
Gretchen
Gigolo Kitty

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Yoga Tuesday

Good Morning Everyone!

I was sleeping in my famous "Princess and the Pea" position, when my pet human came screeching in.

"SKITTLES!!!!! WAKE UP!! YOUR YOGA STUDENTS ARE HERE."







When will she ever learn? I am always prepared.
Here are some yoga mats if any students wish to use one.
OK............deep breath, inhale, hold...............exhale slowly.




What a fabulous class. I am so proud of all of you!

Let's have refreshments! First the special orders.
We have a lovely marmalade glazed ham with a sweet orange-tea sauce for Miles.








Porcini crusted filet mignon with fresh herbed butter for Samantha and Tigger













Roast Chicken with asparagus, morel and pearl onion ragout for Kimo and Sabi










Tuna water for The Crew



And for the rest of us: a fabulous and endless sushi buffet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Out Take:

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Monday Manicure

My pet human wishes to share this video from Youtube.

Personally I don't need manicures. I keep my claws sharp for hunting.

(Yoga returns tomorrow)

Love,

Skittles, The Huntress

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Friday Foodie



This may come as a surprise to everyone, but I like banana bread. Unfortunately, I didn't get any this time. That's Bob and Julie in the background with the Sunday paper. My pet human had the camera.

Anyway: I am taking special orders for treats at this upcoming yoga class. Just let me know, and I'll make sure my pet human has it here for you.

Luv,

Skittles, The Huntress

P.S. From the Pet Human:

Dear Sweet Skittles,

You were sleeping so soundly on Wordless Wednesday, I didn't have the heart to wake you. Then yesterday you were so gangbusters with awarding Beamon the "Nice Matters" award, I couldn't get your attention.

So today I want to wish you a HAPPY ONE YEAR BLOGOVERSARY!!! WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, 2006.

Keep blogging, my loved one!

WW
aka: The Pet Human

BTW: Your very first comment was from Kimo and Sabi on October 4, 2006.

Thursday Thirteen

Today I was honored by Sanjee, Boni, Gree, and Pepi from the House of Mostly Black Cats. They bestowed upon me the "Nice Matters Award." (blush, blush!!)

This apparently is because I make sure that Miles gets his own pig to eat at yoga classes.

(Oh, PS: I really apologize for missing yoga yesterday...well, really it's my pet human's fault, as always. Yoga will be back next week.

I am taking food orders: Pig for Miles, Chicken for Kimo and Sabi. Please respond with any special requests you may have.)

I am passing this award on to Lord Nigel and Lady Mildred of Beamon's World.

So for Thursday Thirteen, here's why I chose Lord Nigel and Lady Mildred:



1. Beamon is really cool.

2. Lord Nigel and Lady Mildred promote world understanding.

3. LN & LM support Israel

4. Beamon is kinda cute

5. Beamon writes some really good poetry on his blog.

6. LN & LM just adopted a new tabby, Hetty.

7. The photos are really good.

8. They like football.............(soccer, you sillies!!!!!!!!)

9. They speak wonderful English phrases, such as chap, and ladies and gentlemen.

10. They are almost British Royalty, what with being a Lord and Lady.

11. I'll bet they knew Diana

12. Beamon writes really cool short stories

13. TABBIES (Lady Mildred and Hetty) RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Wordless Wednesday


SSSSSSNNNNNNNZZZZZZZXXXXXXXX............................

(the famous princess and the pea position)

Luv,
Skittles, The Huntress

Friday, September 07, 2007

Formerly Feral Friday

A FORMERLY FERAL TABBY EXPLAINS LIFE IN THE FAST (SHIPPING) LANE.




Ever wonder how really big, expensive pleasure boats get delivered to America?



On really big ships!!!!!!!

(photo taken on Labor Day, 2007)

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Autumn Yoga 1

Good Morning, Everyone. Welcome back to Yoga Classes.I have a whole new routine for us to practice. I think we all enjoyed a little break from the rigorous excercises, but now it is time to resume working on our flexibility and stamina.

Before we start, let's have a brief moment of silent meditation for all of our dear friends who have gone on to the Rainbow Bridge. Last week was rather hard emotionally, with all the losses of dear loved ones.

Ok, deep breath....hold, hold, hold. Exhale through your nostrils slowly.



Excellent! Oh, I can see that many of you continued on with practicing your poses. Now, for the goodies. (Don't worry, Miles, there is a whole pig just for you!)

Caviar and Champagne

Seafood Buffet
Oysters Rockefeller
Lobster
And a whole pig just for Miles!

Saturday, September 01, 2007

Presidential Politics


My Fellow Americats,

As I prepare for the upcoming Presidential Debates, I wish to discuss...................................

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzsscccccccccccraaaaaaaaaaaatccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhh/////


.....

We interrupt this blog for a Labor Day Weekend announcement.....





There will be no labor this weekend. I will be relaxing at Kellogg Beach. I will relinquish control of the computer back to Skittles, The Huntress on Tuesday morning for Yoga.

WW
aka, The Pet Human