Sunday, December 30, 2007

Morocco Monday

Good Morning Everyone! Welcome to the 2nd edition of Morocco Monday.

Today we are touring the medieval medina of Fez. Here we will meet several very important felines, holding executive positions, to ensure the efficiency of the bazaar.

First, a brief explanation of the Medina of Fez. The Medina is a dense honeycomb of alleys about 4 feet wide. Every inch of space is filled with bazaars, cafes, shops, and people. It was founded in 808 c.e., around the time of Charlemagne. Since products and merchandise can be delivered only by donkey, about 7000 donkeys service this marketplace, including 400 owned by Coca-Cola (see pic below).

Here is a typical "street scene" in this medina.

Before we move on to the cats, here is a photo of one of the Coca Cola donkeys! What a life!
Inside the Medina is the oldest Koranic school in Morocco. Here we met the Hall Monitor.....
And the very dignified and prestigious, Headmaster.
Guess what!!! In Morocco, chickens are kept behind bars in prison boxes. And these prison boxes are guarded by specially trained felines. I present to you the Sargeant at Arms of the Poultry Police.
And of course, every market place has a grocery sections. Here the Produce Manager inspects the local tangerines.

Help Wanted-Pet Human Position Available


Well, I ran an ad on Craigslist tonight for a new pet human. I appreciate the advice from Sammy and Miles to run the ad on the Cat Blogosphere. Yet, I found my beloved SlyCat through a Craigslist ad.

Here is a link to the ad. Craigslist


If I get weak responses, I will post on the Cat Blogosphere.

I told my pet human to pack up and leave. But she started whimpering. That was after she shrieked when she put her foot in her shoe. Very pathetic. I held firm. Doesn't she know not to fool with matters of the heart????

Am I being too hard on her?

Saturday, December 29, 2007

Sacking Saturday

The Pet Human has been SACKED! FIRED! GIVEN THE PINK SLIP!!!!!

My wonderful boyfriend, SlyCat of Evanston, Illinois, is now worried that I am falling out of love for him!!! NOT!!! This is all because my pet human has a stupid sense of humour. She thinks this is a funny hahahaha joke to make up things about me and the teddy dog. NOT!

Well, she hasn't seen the end of the retaliation yet. This is what she will find tomorrow when she wakes up.
Anyone out there have any ideas on how I can hire a new pet human???? Should I run an ad on Craigslist?

Skittles, The Huntress

p.s. Dearest SlyCat, I love you very much! I am sorry this war with my pet human has caused you concern.

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Thursday Thirteen-Cats and Dogs




From the Pet Human:

Today I have control of the blog for Thursday Thirteen.

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About...


errrrr.....wait, sorry. Wrong Scenario.


13 Things Skittles Likes About Her Golden Retriever (see previous posts for photos!)

1. The GR always has a smile on his face, no matter what!

2. The GR doesn't bark or gossip

3. No Kiss and Tell!

4. The GR doesn't need a break for a rest or any downtime.

5. His beautiful blond hair is very attractive

6. No fleas

7. He doesn't eat Skittles' food

8. He is very soft and cushy!

9. His big blue eyes!!!!!

10. No muss, no fuss!

11. He's semi related to the Energizer Bunny :) Or maybe it's Eveready batteries!

12. He is well mannered even without a leash or a collar

13. Well........somethings are just matters of the heart!


Hehehehe! I love you, Skittles.

WW
aka: The Pet Human

p.s. no the golden retriever jokes have not been overplayed.......not yet!

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

War on Wednesday-Retaliation

WAR!
I must find an appropriate "gift" for my pet human in retaliation for her Xmas posting. Hahahaha, indeed!!! Photo-shopping! She thinks she is so smart.




Where will I find a lizard this time of year? Under the rosemary?





Maybe in the lavender bush?












Maybe one got caught in my "Tupperware trap!" (patent pending)













Yep!!!! My pet human will have a grand time tomorrow morning when she takes a shower!






WAR SCORE:

SKITTLES 2
PET HUMAN 1

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

The Pet Human Strikes Back

my pimped pic!MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!!

LUV,

WW
aka: The Pet Human


WAR SCORE:

Skittles 1
Pet Human 1

Monday, December 24, 2007

Morocco Monday

Welcome to TWKK's International Series, "Morocco Monday!"

As I promised, I have many photos of our feline friends in the African country of Morocco.

First, let's visit the well preserved medieval city of Fez. This city is a UNESCO World Heritage Site, and for good reason! The Medina (market place) has changed very little from the early days, around 808 c.e.

But some parts are very modern! Here are photos from the Menzeh Zalag Hotel in Fez, a very lovely and cosmopolitan establishment. I am proud to tell you that a very handsome and well mannered feline holds a very important position here.

I present to you the Chief Maitre D of the Menzeh Zalag Hotel. I am very impressed by his formal black attire!



Now let's go back briefly to the wild gardens of Chellah, just outside the Royal Palace in the capitol city of Rabat. Here we have a herd of cats (yes! a herd!) guarding the entrance to the sacred Roman pools. (also pictured is Hicham, our very capable tour guide!)
Something VERY EXCITING must be happening in the sacred pools, because everyone is fascinated, even the chicken!

Next week we will visit the medieval Medina of Fez. This market place is so old, they still deliver all the goods and products by donkeys. Over 7000 donkeys service this Medina, including 400, which are owned by Coca Cola!

Luv,
Skittles, The Huntress

P.S. The War continues on Wednesday!!!!!

Thursday, December 20, 2007

The War Begins

I am so happy my pet human has finally returned from her "vacation." I decided to forgive her for posting those photos of me with my teddy dog, so while she was gone, I decorated the house for Christmas. (Actually, my other pet humans, Julie and Bob helped, but I directed!)

She was so happy and surprised when she got home. See here I put out Christmas candles by the front door.
I put up a Christmas tree and decorated it, including an Angel on top and lots of presents already under the tree. Lots of Christmas Cheer!!!!!!!
Oh, and look how I decorated the living room. Wreaths and garlands and even the stockings hanging on the fireplace.

Wait........look closer.....what's that in the corner on the wood floor by the fireplace?????

Go ahead, my pet human, take a closer look...........closer...............closer.............
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a ..................MOUSE!!!!!

Man, did my pet human shriek!

I love decorating for Christmas! I'm as good as Martha Stewart, don't you think?


Score:

Skittles 1
Pet Human 0

Back Online

My Pet Human Has Returned! I am back online, and ready to start posting all the fun shots of the human running into boobytraps. Boy, oh boy! I did a great job bugging the house! This is going to be fun. And she deserves it!

In the meantime, I would like to introduce a new feature, which will begin on Monday. The Whole Kitten Kaboodle will begin it's new International Series. The first series will be entitled, Morocco Monday. It begins on Monday, of course.

But here is a small sample of the exciting pictures to follow. We have many feline friends in Morocco, and many of them hold very important positions in key industries vital to the overall economy of Morocco. Each Monday, I will introduce you to several of these VIP's.

Here we have the Chief of Industrial Hygiene in Casablanca. She inspects the cleanliness of various street sweeping devices in the local Medina.

And here we have The Supreme Landscape Architect of Chellah. Chellah is a 14th century Merinid Necropolis with wild gardens, just outside the Royal Palace in Rabat.
Check back tomorrow for the first Boobytrap posting. My pet human has no idea what she is in for! Ha!

Luv,

Skittles, The Huntress

Sunday, December 30, 2007

Morocco Monday

Good Morning Everyone! Welcome to the 2nd edition of Morocco Monday.

Today we are touring the medieval medina of Fez. Here we will meet several very important felines, holding executive positions, to ensure the efficiency of the bazaar.

First, a brief explanation of the Medina of Fez. The Medina is a dense honeycomb of alleys about 4 feet wide. Every inch of space is filled with bazaars, cafes, shops, and people. It was founded in 808 c.e., around the time of Charlemagne. Since products and merchandise can be delivered only by donkey, about 7000 donkeys service this marketplace, including 400 owned by Coca-Cola (see pic below).

Here is a typical "street scene" in this medina.

Before we move on to the cats, here is a photo of one of the Coca Cola donkeys! What a life!
Inside the Medina is the oldest Koranic school in Morocco. Here we met the Hall Monitor.....
And the very dignified and prestigious, Headmaster.
Guess what!!! In Morocco, chickens are kept behind bars in prison boxes. And these prison boxes are guarded by specially trained felines. I present to you the Sargeant at Arms of the Poultry Police.
And of course, every market place has a grocery sections. Here the Produce Manager inspects the local tangerines.

Help Wanted-Pet Human Position Available


Well, I ran an ad on Craigslist tonight for a new pet human. I appreciate the advice from Sammy and Miles to run the ad on the Cat Blogosphere. Yet, I found my beloved SlyCat through a Craigslist ad.

Here is a link to the ad. Craigslist


If I get weak responses, I will post on the Cat Blogosphere.

I told my pet human to pack up and leave. But she started whimpering. That was after she shrieked when she put her foot in her shoe. Very pathetic. I held firm. Doesn't she know not to fool with matters of the heart????

Am I being too hard on her?

Saturday, December 29, 2007

Sacking Saturday

The Pet Human has been SACKED! FIRED! GIVEN THE PINK SLIP!!!!!

My wonderful boyfriend, SlyCat of Evanston, Illinois, is now worried that I am falling out of love for him!!! NOT!!! This is all because my pet human has a stupid sense of humour. She thinks this is a funny hahahaha joke to make up things about me and the teddy dog. NOT!

Well, she hasn't seen the end of the retaliation yet. This is what she will find tomorrow when she wakes up.
Anyone out there have any ideas on how I can hire a new pet human???? Should I run an ad on Craigslist?

Skittles, The Huntress

p.s. Dearest SlyCat, I love you very much! I am sorry this war with my pet human has caused you concern.

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Thursday Thirteen-Cats and Dogs




From the Pet Human:

Today I have control of the blog for Thursday Thirteen.

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About...


errrrr.....wait, sorry. Wrong Scenario.


13 Things Skittles Likes About Her Golden Retriever (see previous posts for photos!)

1. The GR always has a smile on his face, no matter what!

2. The GR doesn't bark or gossip

3. No Kiss and Tell!

4. The GR doesn't need a break for a rest or any downtime.

5. His beautiful blond hair is very attractive

6. No fleas

7. He doesn't eat Skittles' food

8. He is very soft and cushy!

9. His big blue eyes!!!!!

10. No muss, no fuss!

11. He's semi related to the Energizer Bunny :) Or maybe it's Eveready batteries!

12. He is well mannered even without a leash or a collar

13. Well........somethings are just matters of the heart!


Hehehehe! I love you, Skittles.

WW
aka: The Pet Human

p.s. no the golden retriever jokes have not been overplayed.......not yet!

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

War on Wednesday-Retaliation

WAR!
I must find an appropriate "gift" for my pet human in retaliation for her Xmas posting. Hahahaha, indeed!!! Photo-shopping! She thinks she is so smart.




Where will I find a lizard this time of year? Under the rosemary?





Maybe in the lavender bush?












Maybe one got caught in my "Tupperware trap!" (patent pending)













Yep!!!! My pet human will have a grand time tomorrow morning when she takes a shower!






WAR SCORE:

SKITTLES 2
PET HUMAN 1

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

The Pet Human Strikes Back

my pimped pic!MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!!

LUV,

WW
aka: The Pet Human


WAR SCORE:

Skittles 1
Pet Human 1

Monday, December 24, 2007

Morocco Monday

Welcome to TWKK's International Series, "Morocco Monday!"

As I promised, I have many photos of our feline friends in the African country of Morocco.

First, let's visit the well preserved medieval city of Fez. This city is a UNESCO World Heritage Site, and for good reason! The Medina (market place) has changed very little from the early days, around 808 c.e.

But some parts are very modern! Here are photos from the Menzeh Zalag Hotel in Fez, a very lovely and cosmopolitan establishment. I am proud to tell you that a very handsome and well mannered feline holds a very important position here.

I present to you the Chief Maitre D of the Menzeh Zalag Hotel. I am very impressed by his formal black attire!



Now let's go back briefly to the wild gardens of Chellah, just outside the Royal Palace in the capitol city of Rabat. Here we have a herd of cats (yes! a herd!) guarding the entrance to the sacred Roman pools. (also pictured is Hicham, our very capable tour guide!)
Something VERY EXCITING must be happening in the sacred pools, because everyone is fascinated, even the chicken!

Next week we will visit the medieval Medina of Fez. This market place is so old, they still deliver all the goods and products by donkeys. Over 7000 donkeys service this Medina, including 400, which are owned by Coca Cola!

Luv,
Skittles, The Huntress

P.S. The War continues on Wednesday!!!!!

Thursday, December 20, 2007

The War Begins

I am so happy my pet human has finally returned from her "vacation." I decided to forgive her for posting those photos of me with my teddy dog, so while she was gone, I decorated the house for Christmas. (Actually, my other pet humans, Julie and Bob helped, but I directed!)

She was so happy and surprised when she got home. See here I put out Christmas candles by the front door.
I put up a Christmas tree and decorated it, including an Angel on top and lots of presents already under the tree. Lots of Christmas Cheer!!!!!!!
Oh, and look how I decorated the living room. Wreaths and garlands and even the stockings hanging on the fireplace.

Wait........look closer.....what's that in the corner on the wood floor by the fireplace?????

Go ahead, my pet human, take a closer look...........closer...............closer.............
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a ..................MOUSE!!!!!

Man, did my pet human shriek!

I love decorating for Christmas! I'm as good as Martha Stewart, don't you think?


Score:

Skittles 1
Pet Human 0

Back Online

My Pet Human Has Returned! I am back online, and ready to start posting all the fun shots of the human running into boobytraps. Boy, oh boy! I did a great job bugging the house! This is going to be fun. And she deserves it!

In the meantime, I would like to introduce a new feature, which will begin on Monday. The Whole Kitten Kaboodle will begin it's new International Series. The first series will be entitled, Morocco Monday. It begins on Monday, of course.

But here is a small sample of the exciting pictures to follow. We have many feline friends in Morocco, and many of them hold very important positions in key industries vital to the overall economy of Morocco. Each Monday, I will introduce you to several of these VIP's.

Here we have the Chief of Industrial Hygiene in Casablanca. She inspects the cleanliness of various street sweeping devices in the local Medina.

And here we have The Supreme Landscape Architect of Chellah. Chellah is a 14th century Merinid Necropolis with wild gardens, just outside the Royal Palace in Rabat.
Check back tomorrow for the first Boobytrap posting. My pet human has no idea what she is in for! Ha!

Luv,

Skittles, The Huntress