Sunday, February 10, 2008

The Sunday News

FLASH NEWS!!!!!! I just became aware of a comment my grandma left for me back on January 23rd. Grandma faked me out by posting it as anonymous. She called tonight to see why I hadn't responded.

As you may know, I am still at war with my pet human, and grandma says I can come live with her.

I have reposted the comment:


Hey Skittles, I admire you for getting the upper hand with your pet human. I heard that you might be coming to stay for a week this summer. You can plan on special treats...tender, young crickets, lizards, and best of all, bunnies. I will try to keep the wicked gardners out of your turf. There is ONE rule when you come..NO SEX TOYS.. Grandma

9:06 AM

What does she mean....no sex toys???? Is she talking about SlyCat?

Luv,
Skittles, The Huntress

16 comments:

Maggy & Zoey said...

My oh my... but we thinks the lizards and crickets will suffice in lieu of the s-toys... have fffffffuuunn.

Daisy said...

Lizard and crickets? Your grandma is the greatest!

Mickey said...

Gee Skittles, maybe you need an entertainment centre to run off all your 'energy' ;) heehee
Purrs Mickey

Gandalf & Grayson said...

Oh my! ::covering eyes::

Crickets sound gtreat!

Irishcoda said...

Heh heh, Skittles, you and our Kosmo and Mouse have the same kind of fun with stuffed animals!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

We think yoo should be able to handle a week wifout da s-e-x toys...after all, der will be crickets and lizzerds and bunnies.

Lux said...

O Skittles - too funny!

Derby said...

Sheesh, what are you doing to the poor bear. I just cuddle and sleep by mine.

Chairman Mao said...

Maybe she meant SIX toys -- six lizzards and six crickets! That sounds like a lotta funsies!

You have a great gramma!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Marilyn MonREOW said...

Oh *giggle*! I am blushing.

Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn!

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

No, I'm sure you can take Sly Cat with you if you want. And the Bear.

Anonymous said...

I am surprised that SlyCat has not addressed your apparent sex addiction. Grandma

TheSlyCat said...

Happy Valentine's Day My Love!!!! I hope your day is as lovely as you are!
<3Sly

snowforest said...

So many treats ~ we bet you could do without the 'toys' for a week :)
Purrs from the SnowForest family :)

divakitty said...

Oh dear, should kittens be looking at this?

Parker said...

HaHaHaHaHa! I like your Grandma!

Sunday, February 10, 2008

The Sunday News

FLASH NEWS!!!!!! I just became aware of a comment my grandma left for me back on January 23rd. Grandma faked me out by posting it as anonymous. She called tonight to see why I hadn't responded.

As you may know, I am still at war with my pet human, and grandma says I can come live with her.

I have reposted the comment:


Hey Skittles, I admire you for getting the upper hand with your pet human. I heard that you might be coming to stay for a week this summer. You can plan on special treats...tender, young crickets, lizards, and best of all, bunnies. I will try to keep the wicked gardners out of your turf. There is ONE rule when you come..NO SEX TOYS.. Grandma

9:06 AM

What does she mean....no sex toys???? Is she talking about SlyCat?

Luv,
Skittles, The Huntress

16 comments:

Maggy & Zoey said...

My oh my... but we thinks the lizards and crickets will suffice in lieu of the s-toys... have fffffffuuunn.

Daisy said...

Lizard and crickets? Your grandma is the greatest!

Mickey said...

Gee Skittles, maybe you need an entertainment centre to run off all your 'energy' ;) heehee
Purrs Mickey

Gandalf & Grayson said...

Oh my! ::covering eyes::

Crickets sound gtreat!

Irishcoda said...

Heh heh, Skittles, you and our Kosmo and Mouse have the same kind of fun with stuffed animals!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

We think yoo should be able to handle a week wifout da s-e-x toys...after all, der will be crickets and lizzerds and bunnies.

Lux said...

O Skittles - too funny!

Derby said...

Sheesh, what are you doing to the poor bear. I just cuddle and sleep by mine.

Chairman Mao said...

Maybe she meant SIX toys -- six lizzards and six crickets! That sounds like a lotta funsies!

You have a great gramma!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Marilyn MonREOW said...

Oh *giggle*! I am blushing.

Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn!

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

No, I'm sure you can take Sly Cat with you if you want. And the Bear.

Anonymous said...

I am surprised that SlyCat has not addressed your apparent sex addiction. Grandma

TheSlyCat said...

Happy Valentine's Day My Love!!!! I hope your day is as lovely as you are!
<3Sly

snowforest said...

So many treats ~ we bet you could do without the 'toys' for a week :)
Purrs from the SnowForest family :)

divakitty said...

Oh dear, should kittens be looking at this?

Parker said...

HaHaHaHaHa! I like your Grandma!