Monday, February 04, 2008

Monday Meme (And Full Monty 4 SlyCat)

My dear boyfriend, SlyCat, tagged me for a meme. It's a very simple meme. I am to tell 3 new things about myself. (I am also supposed to pass this on and link three other kitties, but more on that later.)


1. My pet human refuses to feed me the wet food anymore. All I get is the dry food.

She says it's because I would only lick the gravy, then leave the rest. She would throw it out, and (she says) that's wasteful.

When I am elected POTUS, I will pass a law requiring Friskies to bottle the gravy separate from the food. Then I will be happy.

2. I had to stay indoors for THREE STRAIGHT DAYS! I went stir crazy. My pet human said it was cabin fever. Anyways, it rained here for 3 days, and since I like to roll in the mud, she shut my access window. THE NERVE! So what if I bring in a little mud? She's my servant, and it's her job to clean up my messes.

3. (This one is really bad!) My pet human has disobeyed house rules and violated her curfew several times in the past couple of months. I have seen her leave with a man, get in his car, and come home late. Her curfew is 7:00 p.m. She gets in around 9:00 p.m.

I grounded her, but she just looked at me quizzically. "Look" she said, "I've started dating again. It's normal and I want to go out."

DATING!!!!! HORRORS!

Then what? She'll get married??? She did that once before and I disapproved highly. He made her shut the bedroom door to keep me out! In fact, she may not know this, but I sabotaged the relationship. I put lizards in his suit pockets, dead rats in his tool box....you get the picture. Eventually he left. Good! I don't want another man around here. They are nothing but bothers!


MEN!

So, the thing about linking: my mouse is dying....the computer mouse. It takes me forever to get text highlighted. So as soon as my pet human goes to Circuit City, things will be fine.

Actually, I would like to request that any kitty friends who wish to whap her.....go ahead and feel free to do so. Especially Bonnie Underfoot, cause she has the mega-whap. My pet human could use the whapping.

Luv,

Skittles, The Huntress

14 comments:

Fiona and Orlando said...

We can leave her some doots? Will that help?

Tigger the FBI Cat said...

Hi! Yes, I like just the gravy too. And I hate sharing with Pyewacket and Trixie.

I think she has a nerve going out at night. She should just go out in the daytime when you are probably asleep. They need to be at home when we are awake in case we might need something.

You think that's bad though - my boy goes out at all hours and come back then too!

Tara said...

WHAP WHAP! No wet food? That is unacceptable!

Tara

Karen Jo said...

I agree that the company should bottle the gravy separately. Then you could put it on your crunchies if you wanted to. I think you would probably just like to drink it out of the bottle.

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Lots of interesting things going on at your place, Skittles! No wet food is unacceptable! As for staying indoors, well, we are indoor-only cats, and we don't mind it at all! It's just not safe for us to go outdoors.

Gandalf & Grayson said...

You could try waking her every half hour. It may help realign her priorities.

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

For whatever it's worth, you can send your human to Pet Supermarket and buy you bottled gravey. They have it in fish, fowl and beef flavors. You're supposed to add it to either stinky or crunch goodness, but maybe she can just give you a little at a time as a treat?

The Meezers said...

um, I'll whap her Skittles - Sammy "the whapinator" Meezer.

dating? what the heck is that all about? sheesh. and she's back by 9? they must be losers then if she's not staying out all night.

Daisy said...

Skittles, I think it is your right to check out any potential suitors for your mom and if they are No Good, sabotage the relationship with lizards in the shoes. If she is staying out as late as 9:00 that must mean she is partying and acting all wild and such, because that is a very, very late hour.

Bonnie Underfoot said...

Oh, well, since you put it that way,
WHAP WHAP WHAP
Call on me anytime, Skittles!

The Cat Realm said...

It seems to me she really needs some biting!!! We don't whap them, we bite if they misbehave!
SO, human slave - consider yourself bitten!!!!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Yes, bean men can be horrible! Mom had ours afore we came to live with her but we have trained him and he is "tolerable". Okay, he's good at spoiling us but gosh darn it, he complains about our litter box smells (like he smells any better) our sleeping habits (dang guy, if you don't want us sleeping on yoor face don't leave it hanging out there so invitingly!) and he yells much louder than mom. And they really should bottle just the gravy, they could make a fortune and we would be much happier.

Lux said...

:::Gasp::: Your pet human violated her curfew??? This cannot be overlooked.

(AND NO WET FOOD???)

DeadMule said...

Dating. No, no. If you're anything like me, your human had you fixed,and then she started dating. No, no. No.

Sweet Rosie O'Kitten

Monday, February 04, 2008

Monday Meme (And Full Monty 4 SlyCat)

My dear boyfriend, SlyCat, tagged me for a meme. It's a very simple meme. I am to tell 3 new things about myself. (I am also supposed to pass this on and link three other kitties, but more on that later.)


1. My pet human refuses to feed me the wet food anymore. All I get is the dry food.

She says it's because I would only lick the gravy, then leave the rest. She would throw it out, and (she says) that's wasteful.

When I am elected POTUS, I will pass a law requiring Friskies to bottle the gravy separate from the food. Then I will be happy.

2. I had to stay indoors for THREE STRAIGHT DAYS! I went stir crazy. My pet human said it was cabin fever. Anyways, it rained here for 3 days, and since I like to roll in the mud, she shut my access window. THE NERVE! So what if I bring in a little mud? She's my servant, and it's her job to clean up my messes.

3. (This one is really bad!) My pet human has disobeyed house rules and violated her curfew several times in the past couple of months. I have seen her leave with a man, get in his car, and come home late. Her curfew is 7:00 p.m. She gets in around 9:00 p.m.

I grounded her, but she just looked at me quizzically. "Look" she said, "I've started dating again. It's normal and I want to go out."

DATING!!!!! HORRORS!

Then what? She'll get married??? She did that once before and I disapproved highly. He made her shut the bedroom door to keep me out! In fact, she may not know this, but I sabotaged the relationship. I put lizards in his suit pockets, dead rats in his tool box....you get the picture. Eventually he left. Good! I don't want another man around here. They are nothing but bothers!


MEN!

So, the thing about linking: my mouse is dying....the computer mouse. It takes me forever to get text highlighted. So as soon as my pet human goes to Circuit City, things will be fine.

Actually, I would like to request that any kitty friends who wish to whap her.....go ahead and feel free to do so. Especially Bonnie Underfoot, cause she has the mega-whap. My pet human could use the whapping.

Luv,

Skittles, The Huntress

14 comments:

Fiona and Orlando said...

We can leave her some doots? Will that help?

Tigger the FBI Cat said...

Hi! Yes, I like just the gravy too. And I hate sharing with Pyewacket and Trixie.

I think she has a nerve going out at night. She should just go out in the daytime when you are probably asleep. They need to be at home when we are awake in case we might need something.

You think that's bad though - my boy goes out at all hours and come back then too!

Tara said...

WHAP WHAP! No wet food? That is unacceptable!

Tara

Karen Jo said...

I agree that the company should bottle the gravy separately. Then you could put it on your crunchies if you wanted to. I think you would probably just like to drink it out of the bottle.

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Lots of interesting things going on at your place, Skittles! No wet food is unacceptable! As for staying indoors, well, we are indoor-only cats, and we don't mind it at all! It's just not safe for us to go outdoors.

Gandalf & Grayson said...

You could try waking her every half hour. It may help realign her priorities.

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

For whatever it's worth, you can send your human to Pet Supermarket and buy you bottled gravey. They have it in fish, fowl and beef flavors. You're supposed to add it to either stinky or crunch goodness, but maybe she can just give you a little at a time as a treat?

The Meezers said...

um, I'll whap her Skittles - Sammy "the whapinator" Meezer.

dating? what the heck is that all about? sheesh. and she's back by 9? they must be losers then if she's not staying out all night.

Daisy said...

Skittles, I think it is your right to check out any potential suitors for your mom and if they are No Good, sabotage the relationship with lizards in the shoes. If she is staying out as late as 9:00 that must mean she is partying and acting all wild and such, because that is a very, very late hour.

Bonnie Underfoot said...

Oh, well, since you put it that way,
WHAP WHAP WHAP
Call on me anytime, Skittles!

The Cat Realm said...

It seems to me she really needs some biting!!! We don't whap them, we bite if they misbehave!
SO, human slave - consider yourself bitten!!!!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Yes, bean men can be horrible! Mom had ours afore we came to live with her but we have trained him and he is "tolerable". Okay, he's good at spoiling us but gosh darn it, he complains about our litter box smells (like he smells any better) our sleeping habits (dang guy, if you don't want us sleeping on yoor face don't leave it hanging out there so invitingly!) and he yells much louder than mom. And they really should bottle just the gravy, they could make a fortune and we would be much happier.

Lux said...

:::Gasp::: Your pet human violated her curfew??? This cannot be overlooked.

(AND NO WET FOOD???)

DeadMule said...

Dating. No, no. If you're anything like me, your human had you fixed,and then she started dating. No, no. No.

Sweet Rosie O'Kitten