Monday, June 16, 2008

Tough Tabby Tuesday

WHOA!!!! I AM ONE TOUGH TABBY!

Threatening a lawsuit works wonders! My 3 pet humans heard my threat after publishing my teddy bear photos, and they flew into action! They headed straight for the garage and retrieved my SlyBear, AND my santa hat, AND, MY SADDLE BLANKET!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, bliss!


I have to remember this important tactic! And I guess since Fred volunteered to be my attorney, then I will discuss keeping him on a retainer. I wonder how much catnip he wants? Wait, he volunteered. Do volunteers get paid? I don't think so.

MY ADVICE: WHEN YOUR HUMANS REFUSE TO TREAT YOU WELL OR EMBARRASS YOU, GET AN ATTORNEY.

Luv,
Skittles, The Huntress

7 comments:

The Meezers said...

good job!! i don't think volunteers get paid, but throwing Fred a little nip might be ok

Tybalt said...

I always learn so much from you, Skittles!

Mr. Echo said...

Dats rite, loyer up! And if the case wooda gone to tryul I wooda volunteered to be yur Pee Arr firm to help yoo win in the meedia and suppress those damaging and slanderin pitchurs!

Come to think of it, maybe yoo shood sue fur damagis to yur repyootayshun!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

We'z neffur had da need fur a loyur but now we know dat thretening to sue dem can get what yoo want we may hafta try dat. ushooally we just mope and look sad.

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

I like it. Great job Skittles! You needed your stuff back!

Sophia said...

You know... I do kinda miss the golden dog of love...

Lux said...

Cool that you got all your stuff back!

Monday, June 16, 2008

Tough Tabby Tuesday

WHOA!!!! I AM ONE TOUGH TABBY!

Threatening a lawsuit works wonders! My 3 pet humans heard my threat after publishing my teddy bear photos, and they flew into action! They headed straight for the garage and retrieved my SlyBear, AND my santa hat, AND, MY SADDLE BLANKET!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, bliss!


I have to remember this important tactic! And I guess since Fred volunteered to be my attorney, then I will discuss keeping him on a retainer. I wonder how much catnip he wants? Wait, he volunteered. Do volunteers get paid? I don't think so.

MY ADVICE: WHEN YOUR HUMANS REFUSE TO TREAT YOU WELL OR EMBARRASS YOU, GET AN ATTORNEY.

Luv,
Skittles, The Huntress

7 comments:

The Meezers said...

good job!! i don't think volunteers get paid, but throwing Fred a little nip might be ok

Tybalt said...

I always learn so much from you, Skittles!

Mr. Echo said...

Dats rite, loyer up! And if the case wooda gone to tryul I wooda volunteered to be yur Pee Arr firm to help yoo win in the meedia and suppress those damaging and slanderin pitchurs!

Come to think of it, maybe yoo shood sue fur damagis to yur repyootayshun!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

We'z neffur had da need fur a loyur but now we know dat thretening to sue dem can get what yoo want we may hafta try dat. ushooally we just mope and look sad.

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

I like it. Great job Skittles! You needed your stuff back!

Sophia said...

You know... I do kinda miss the golden dog of love...

Lux said...

Cool that you got all your stuff back!