Thursday, July 24, 2008

Kon's Vet Bill Problems Are Over


I am so excited! I received this email today from a nice Christian lady who wants to send me $2.5 million as a donation. I can pay off all of Kon's vet bills, plus everyone else's too!! She sounds very nice and sincere, and she quotes the Bible too. I want to email her, but my pet human won't let me.

I don't understand, why won't my pet human let me help Kon's mom and dad?





From Mrs Susan Morgan

N�[38 Rue Des Martyrs Cocody
Abidjan,Cote d'Ivoire
ATTN
DEAREST ONE OF GOD

I am the above named person from Kuwait. I am married to Mr.Abram Morgan, who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year 2004. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.

Before his death we were both born again Christian. Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $2. 5 Million (Two Million Five Hundred U.S. Dollars) in the bank here in Abidjan in suspense account.

Presently, the fund is still with the bank. Recently, my Doctor told me that i have serious sickness which is cancer problem. The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church or individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want a church that will use this fund for orphanages, widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavour that the house of God is maintained.

The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I don’t have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don’t want my husband’s efforts to be used by unbelievers. I don’t want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision. I am not afraid of death hence i know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the Lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace.

I don’t need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband’s relatives is around me always I don't want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank here in Abidjan. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the Lord is my shepherd. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life.

Contact me on the above e-mail address for more information’s, any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another church or individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein. Hoping to receive your
reply.
Remain blessed in the Lord.
Yours in Christ,
Mrs susan morgan

I feel so bad for this nice Christian lady, and she's sick too!

BTW: What's Spam?



17 comments:

ZOOLATRY said...

Actually, Ms Susan Morgan has written to us a number of times as well. She must be a true philanthropist. And we believe she has a number of close friends or perhaps relatives who offer the same acts of kindnesses, one Ms Rose Woods in particular writes to us often. We are truly blessed are we not? You're quite right, she'll be able to help every cat in the cat blogosphere. Wonderful News!

ZOOLATRY said...

P.S. Zoey says thank you so much for indentifying my yoga pose. I have worked diligently to perfect this you know.

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Wow, that's a lot of Temptations!

jh an Mickey Mantle said...

i hav not herd frum da grate ms. susan morgan herself ... but i hav herd frum udder filanthropik peepul hoo mi mom won't let me rite to, eether.
luv--jh

jh an Mickey Mantle said...

wutta coincidence! look hoo i jus herd frum ... mi grate frend susan shebango ... reed wut she sed!

Dear Friend,

Before I introduce myself, I wish to inform you that this letter is not a hoax mail and I urge you to treat it with
seriousness. This letter must come to you as a big surprise, but I believe it is only a day that people meet and
become great friends and business partners This is a personal email directed to you and I request that it be
treated as such it is not a hoax mail please.

After due deliberation with my children, I decided to contact you for your assistance in standing as a beneficiary
to the sum of US$3.5M (Three Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars Only) First, Let me start by
introducing my self, I am MRS SUSAN SHABANGU, a mother of three children and the Deputy Minister Safety and
Security since 1st April 1996 to date under the President of South Africa MR THABO MBEKI. You can view my
profile at my

yada yada ...
wuttza "hoax?"
luv--jh

The Meezers said...

we gotted a note from her too. she really must haf LOTS of monies to give away!!!!

spam is a ham like substance that lives in a can and has jello goop on it when you take it out. from what mommy says, people in hawaii love it.

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

UMMM...Mommy has gotten this email too. Maybe you should just junk it....that is what Mommy does!!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Wow, dem peepul over der must haf lots and lots of money papers cuz dey write to us alla time wanting to send dem to us too! Think of all da aminals we could help...if only mom wouldn't mumble unner her bref about "con artists" "rip-offs" and "doing serious jail time" and let deze beans send us der money! Dad loves fried Spam (mom won't eat it) so we do not know why he screams and yells about spam on da computer. Oh, maybe he doesn't like dat jelly stuff on da keyboard.

Tybalt said...

I've gotten a few of those emails too, and for some reason mommy won't let me help those nice beans. She says I can't trust them? How can you not trust them, mommy? They only want to help people with all of their money!

Lux said...

I haven't heard from this lady, but a lot of her friends have written me! :0

ML said...

KC said...
Wow, tha innernets is full of wonnerful furriends who wants ta gif us their's money. An how could anyone fink it's not real... affer all, jeter's grate furriend, Susan, points out in hers email its not a hoax, jus in case you's were suspicious.
i say we gets all tha money, help all tha sick kitties, critters and beans and then haf a big party!
Purrs,
KC

Daisy said...

This is wonderful news! I'll bet you will not have to send very much money to claim the $2.5 million, either. And very considerate of her to stay away from any telephone communication. Huge financial transactions are much better discussed via e-mail.

HotMBC said...

Spam is evil unless it comes out of a can. Then sumtimes it's tasty. To somecats.

Eric and Flynn said...

What a kind Christian lady she is. Now everything in the world can be put right with all the money furrom her and her furrends.

TheSlyCat said...

Hum...looks suspicious to me. Thanks again for all the hard work with the auction and such. :) Mom is overwhelmed by the generosity of the catblogosphere. And thanks again for the package. I will definately share with Kon. He is already enjoying some of the toys! I tried to send you a package, but mom told me to get out of the box, because it isn't safe to travel by mail. I'll just have to find another way to come visit.
<3Sly

Derby said...

HMMMM,I don't get those e-mails. I think mum has the filter on HIGH to keep the rifraff e-mails out.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

We don't understand why your mom won't let you answer this nice lady and accept her offer. Jan won't let us answer her either. Humans are strange.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Kon's Vet Bill Problems Are Over


I am so excited! I received this email today from a nice Christian lady who wants to send me $2.5 million as a donation. I can pay off all of Kon's vet bills, plus everyone else's too!! She sounds very nice and sincere, and she quotes the Bible too. I want to email her, but my pet human won't let me.

I don't understand, why won't my pet human let me help Kon's mom and dad?





From Mrs Susan Morgan

N�[38 Rue Des Martyrs Cocody
Abidjan,Cote d'Ivoire
ATTN
DEAREST ONE OF GOD

I am the above named person from Kuwait. I am married to Mr.Abram Morgan, who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year 2004. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.

Before his death we were both born again Christian. Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $2. 5 Million (Two Million Five Hundred U.S. Dollars) in the bank here in Abidjan in suspense account.

Presently, the fund is still with the bank. Recently, my Doctor told me that i have serious sickness which is cancer problem. The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church or individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want a church that will use this fund for orphanages, widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavour that the house of God is maintained.

The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I don’t have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don’t want my husband’s efforts to be used by unbelievers. I don’t want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision. I am not afraid of death hence i know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the Lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace.

I don’t need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband’s relatives is around me always I don't want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank here in Abidjan. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the Lord is my shepherd. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life.

Contact me on the above e-mail address for more information’s, any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another church or individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein. Hoping to receive your
reply.
Remain blessed in the Lord.
Yours in Christ,
Mrs susan morgan

I feel so bad for this nice Christian lady, and she's sick too!

BTW: What's Spam?



17 comments:

ZOOLATRY said...

Actually, Ms Susan Morgan has written to us a number of times as well. She must be a true philanthropist. And we believe she has a number of close friends or perhaps relatives who offer the same acts of kindnesses, one Ms Rose Woods in particular writes to us often. We are truly blessed are we not? You're quite right, she'll be able to help every cat in the cat blogosphere. Wonderful News!

ZOOLATRY said...

P.S. Zoey says thank you so much for indentifying my yoga pose. I have worked diligently to perfect this you know.

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Wow, that's a lot of Temptations!

jh an Mickey Mantle said...

i hav not herd frum da grate ms. susan morgan herself ... but i hav herd frum udder filanthropik peepul hoo mi mom won't let me rite to, eether.
luv--jh

jh an Mickey Mantle said...

wutta coincidence! look hoo i jus herd frum ... mi grate frend susan shebango ... reed wut she sed!

Dear Friend,

Before I introduce myself, I wish to inform you that this letter is not a hoax mail and I urge you to treat it with
seriousness. This letter must come to you as a big surprise, but I believe it is only a day that people meet and
become great friends and business partners This is a personal email directed to you and I request that it be
treated as such it is not a hoax mail please.

After due deliberation with my children, I decided to contact you for your assistance in standing as a beneficiary
to the sum of US$3.5M (Three Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars Only) First, Let me start by
introducing my self, I am MRS SUSAN SHABANGU, a mother of three children and the Deputy Minister Safety and
Security since 1st April 1996 to date under the President of South Africa MR THABO MBEKI. You can view my
profile at my

yada yada ...
wuttza "hoax?"
luv--jh

The Meezers said...

we gotted a note from her too. she really must haf LOTS of monies to give away!!!!

spam is a ham like substance that lives in a can and has jello goop on it when you take it out. from what mommy says, people in hawaii love it.

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

UMMM...Mommy has gotten this email too. Maybe you should just junk it....that is what Mommy does!!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Wow, dem peepul over der must haf lots and lots of money papers cuz dey write to us alla time wanting to send dem to us too! Think of all da aminals we could help...if only mom wouldn't mumble unner her bref about "con artists" "rip-offs" and "doing serious jail time" and let deze beans send us der money! Dad loves fried Spam (mom won't eat it) so we do not know why he screams and yells about spam on da computer. Oh, maybe he doesn't like dat jelly stuff on da keyboard.

Tybalt said...

I've gotten a few of those emails too, and for some reason mommy won't let me help those nice beans. She says I can't trust them? How can you not trust them, mommy? They only want to help people with all of their money!

Lux said...

I haven't heard from this lady, but a lot of her friends have written me! :0

ML said...

KC said...
Wow, tha innernets is full of wonnerful furriends who wants ta gif us their's money. An how could anyone fink it's not real... affer all, jeter's grate furriend, Susan, points out in hers email its not a hoax, jus in case you's were suspicious.
i say we gets all tha money, help all tha sick kitties, critters and beans and then haf a big party!
Purrs,
KC

Daisy said...

This is wonderful news! I'll bet you will not have to send very much money to claim the $2.5 million, either. And very considerate of her to stay away from any telephone communication. Huge financial transactions are much better discussed via e-mail.

HotMBC said...

Spam is evil unless it comes out of a can. Then sumtimes it's tasty. To somecats.

Eric and Flynn said...

What a kind Christian lady she is. Now everything in the world can be put right with all the money furrom her and her furrends.

TheSlyCat said...

Hum...looks suspicious to me. Thanks again for all the hard work with the auction and such. :) Mom is overwhelmed by the generosity of the catblogosphere. And thanks again for the package. I will definately share with Kon. He is already enjoying some of the toys! I tried to send you a package, but mom told me to get out of the box, because it isn't safe to travel by mail. I'll just have to find another way to come visit.
<3Sly

Derby said...

HMMMM,I don't get those e-mails. I think mum has the filter on HIGH to keep the rifraff e-mails out.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

We don't understand why your mom won't let you answer this nice lady and accept her offer. Jan won't let us answer her either. Humans are strange.