Sunday, July 06, 2008

Monday Missive

This morning I was resting peacefully on the dining room table.

All of a sudden, I heard this horrid screeching.

"Skittles, get off that table! NOW!!"

Have I ever told you how my pet human actually thinks she can tell me what to do? But just to placate her, this time I will go rest peacefully elsewhere, maybe on her white bedspread.

Only because I choose to.

And now for some humor, my newest favorite LOLFail: humans are really weird, especially the male variety!


Luv,
Skittles, The Huntress

11 comments:

Mr. Echo said...

Peeple nefur cees to be entertayning.

I kant think of innything I'm not supposed to do. Or am I not lissnin?

Mommy sed I kood do pritty much innything I wantid as long as I use my litterbocks evrytime.

Skittles, The Huntress said...

Dear Mr. Echo,

Yes, you are so right, people are entertaining!

You use a litterbox? I go outside.

Luv,
Skittles, The Huntress

The Meezers said...

tell your mom to get you your own tablecloth like I have.

um, that's gonna leave a mark

topcatrules said...

Our favorite thing is to pull the ocver off Alessandro's pool table and shed, I mean sleep, on it.

Tybalt said...

My mommy knows better than to try and keep us off the tables. We own EVERYTHING in the house and she knows it.

People can be very stupid.

Daisy said...

Oh my Cod! What is that man doing? And why is the lady looking there?

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh, yoo are so right! Beans, speshully da manbeans, are a little bit "off".

Derby said...

Your mum sure has fancy furniture. Maybe that is why I don't get yelled at to get off the furniture. Ours isn't nearly so fancy.

Male humans, who know about them!

TheSlyCat said...

Wow! That was special! How are you doing my dear lovely? Are you effected by the fires this time around? I hope not! Also, my mom said she read an article about rats the size of cats called "nutria" on the west coast. Do you have any of those? I think they would be a bit frightening to come across, so I hope you will arm yourself. But it seems that they are like beavers or something and like water, so they may be as harmless as surfers. Please keep me updated.
<3Sly

Fred said...

Our Colby is just like you, Skittles. Since she's a kitten, she hasn't quite learned that it's not acceptable to jump on the kitchen table when we're eating.

Lucy Stern said...

WE have our "Bubba" which happens to look exactly like Skittles....I didn't know that she had a twin....Does Skittles have extra toes on both of her front paws?

Bubba gets "shooed" when she tried to sit on the dining room table too. She has finally decided that the chairs are much more comfortable.

And what is that naked man doing hanging around on some wires? I hope they weren't live....lol

Sunday, July 06, 2008

Monday Missive

This morning I was resting peacefully on the dining room table.

All of a sudden, I heard this horrid screeching.

"Skittles, get off that table! NOW!!"

Have I ever told you how my pet human actually thinks she can tell me what to do? But just to placate her, this time I will go rest peacefully elsewhere, maybe on her white bedspread.

Only because I choose to.

And now for some humor, my newest favorite LOLFail: humans are really weird, especially the male variety!


Luv,
Skittles, The Huntress

11 comments:

Mr. Echo said...

Peeple nefur cees to be entertayning.

I kant think of innything I'm not supposed to do. Or am I not lissnin?

Mommy sed I kood do pritty much innything I wantid as long as I use my litterbocks evrytime.

Skittles, The Huntress said...

Dear Mr. Echo,

Yes, you are so right, people are entertaining!

You use a litterbox? I go outside.

Luv,
Skittles, The Huntress

The Meezers said...

tell your mom to get you your own tablecloth like I have.

um, that's gonna leave a mark

topcatrules said...

Our favorite thing is to pull the ocver off Alessandro's pool table and shed, I mean sleep, on it.

Tybalt said...

My mommy knows better than to try and keep us off the tables. We own EVERYTHING in the house and she knows it.

People can be very stupid.

Daisy said...

Oh my Cod! What is that man doing? And why is the lady looking there?

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh, yoo are so right! Beans, speshully da manbeans, are a little bit "off".

Derby said...

Your mum sure has fancy furniture. Maybe that is why I don't get yelled at to get off the furniture. Ours isn't nearly so fancy.

Male humans, who know about them!

TheSlyCat said...

Wow! That was special! How are you doing my dear lovely? Are you effected by the fires this time around? I hope not! Also, my mom said she read an article about rats the size of cats called "nutria" on the west coast. Do you have any of those? I think they would be a bit frightening to come across, so I hope you will arm yourself. But it seems that they are like beavers or something and like water, so they may be as harmless as surfers. Please keep me updated.
<3Sly

Fred said...

Our Colby is just like you, Skittles. Since she's a kitten, she hasn't quite learned that it's not acceptable to jump on the kitchen table when we're eating.

Lucy Stern said...

WE have our "Bubba" which happens to look exactly like Skittles....I didn't know that she had a twin....Does Skittles have extra toes on both of her front paws?

Bubba gets "shooed" when she tried to sit on the dining room table too. She has finally decided that the chairs are much more comfortable.

And what is that naked man doing hanging around on some wires? I hope they weren't live....lol