Tuesday, August 05, 2008

War on Wednesday

Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Funny that my pet human would mention the "golden dog of love" incident to me recently (this time as an excuse not to participate in NOMSS day)

It seems to me that I declared war on her for posting those photos. Of course, she started it by declaring war on me for putting a lizard in her shoe.

But it occurred to me last night......although all has been quiet on western front for several months, neither one of us has surrendered. And certainly no truce has ever been declared. That means only one thing:

THE WAR IS STILL ON!!!!!

How absolutely fabulous, because at this time of the year, I have these really ugly beetles that show up in my garden.
I brought one in tonight, and I'm keeping it safe in the bathroom where my food is.

That's right, Mr. Beetle, go hide in the corner. I'll be back around 2:00 a.m., and you shall discover your ultimate purpose in life!
Should I put the beetle in my pet human's shoe or maybe the pocket of her suit jacket????

Aaahhhhh! Revenge is soooooo sweet!

Luv,
Skittles, The Huntress

17 comments:

TheSlyCat said...

Teehee. That beetle will be very effective in war. It looks like a warrior beetle.
<3Sly
P.S. I will be offline for the remainer of the week and weekend, but feel free to teleport over and we'll enjoy some tasty treats and cuddling!

ML said...

Ohhhh, Skittles, how furry clever of you. Imagine how surprised yours pet human will be to discover "that" in her pocket or shoe. Or even under the covers in hers bed.
Hee hee hee, you's is bad...
Love and purrs,
KC

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Our Nana would have horrible sounds coming out of her mouth if she saw that big bug. hehehe.

The Meezers said...

SHOE!!!!!!! SHOE!!!!!! your pet is gonna LOVE it!

Artsy Catsy said...

Yes, that's a battle beetle for sure. And we say go for the shoe!!

Rocky

Colby and Cheddar said...

Shoes is a great place for beetles!

It makes the beans go "Aaaack!" when they see bugs. This makes us laff. We picks bugs up and carries them in our moufs, and the beans get all skeered just seein' bugs--plus they are WAY bigger than kittehs. Beans are very silly skeered peoples.

The kitteh is so gonna' win this war.

You go, Skittles!

Eric and Flynn said...

Hehe how about dropping it on her pillow so it can crawl on her face. Hehehe

The Cat Realm said...

Happy Noms Day to you, even if your human does not let you participate. And you do have a noms friends there, as one can see, you even work with them to get revenge on the human!
In the bed. That's where I would put it.
Mrs. OZ

Tybalt said...

Revenge can be sweet! (And sometimes crunchy!)

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hmm, we say eat it and den yak it up right where she hasta walk! By the way, we gots da crystal kitty today and mom was furry acited...we were surprised by dad's reaction tho, he sed it was purrty and looks nice in da china hutch! He gots more acited about it dem mom!

Derby said...

hehehe, you can get your human big time.

Sweet Praline said...

Oh Skittles, you are a bad kitty! But a clever one! It sure will be funny to see your mom jumping up and down when she discovers the beetle in her shoe.

Fred said...

Skittles...you're such a devil. I say go for it! (I may try it on The Missus myself!)

The Crew said...

We vote for the pocket...or maybe her purse. Revenge is SWEET!!

jh an Mickey Mantle said...

take da beetle ... an fry it until golden brown in a little wite truffle oil!
add crimini mushroomz fer a ekstra good taste!
har!
i fownd da crimini. i'm readee to hav mi mom sautee.
luv--jh

Skittles, The Huntress said...

Dear Jeter Harris,

HAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Luv,
Skittles, The Huntress

divakitty said...

Well, at least it's not a potato bug...

Tuesday, August 05, 2008

War on Wednesday

Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Funny that my pet human would mention the "golden dog of love" incident to me recently (this time as an excuse not to participate in NOMSS day)

It seems to me that I declared war on her for posting those photos. Of course, she started it by declaring war on me for putting a lizard in her shoe.

But it occurred to me last night......although all has been quiet on western front for several months, neither one of us has surrendered. And certainly no truce has ever been declared. That means only one thing:

THE WAR IS STILL ON!!!!!

How absolutely fabulous, because at this time of the year, I have these really ugly beetles that show up in my garden.
I brought one in tonight, and I'm keeping it safe in the bathroom where my food is.

That's right, Mr. Beetle, go hide in the corner. I'll be back around 2:00 a.m., and you shall discover your ultimate purpose in life!
Should I put the beetle in my pet human's shoe or maybe the pocket of her suit jacket????

Aaahhhhh! Revenge is soooooo sweet!

Luv,
Skittles, The Huntress

17 comments:

TheSlyCat said...

Teehee. That beetle will be very effective in war. It looks like a warrior beetle.
<3Sly
P.S. I will be offline for the remainer of the week and weekend, but feel free to teleport over and we'll enjoy some tasty treats and cuddling!

ML said...

Ohhhh, Skittles, how furry clever of you. Imagine how surprised yours pet human will be to discover "that" in her pocket or shoe. Or even under the covers in hers bed.
Hee hee hee, you's is bad...
Love and purrs,
KC

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Our Nana would have horrible sounds coming out of her mouth if she saw that big bug. hehehe.

The Meezers said...

SHOE!!!!!!! SHOE!!!!!! your pet is gonna LOVE it!

Artsy Catsy said...

Yes, that's a battle beetle for sure. And we say go for the shoe!!

Rocky

Colby and Cheddar said...

Shoes is a great place for beetles!

It makes the beans go "Aaaack!" when they see bugs. This makes us laff. We picks bugs up and carries them in our moufs, and the beans get all skeered just seein' bugs--plus they are WAY bigger than kittehs. Beans are very silly skeered peoples.

The kitteh is so gonna' win this war.

You go, Skittles!

Eric and Flynn said...

Hehe how about dropping it on her pillow so it can crawl on her face. Hehehe

The Cat Realm said...

Happy Noms Day to you, even if your human does not let you participate. And you do have a noms friends there, as one can see, you even work with them to get revenge on the human!
In the bed. That's where I would put it.
Mrs. OZ

Tybalt said...

Revenge can be sweet! (And sometimes crunchy!)

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hmm, we say eat it and den yak it up right where she hasta walk! By the way, we gots da crystal kitty today and mom was furry acited...we were surprised by dad's reaction tho, he sed it was purrty and looks nice in da china hutch! He gots more acited about it dem mom!

Derby said...

hehehe, you can get your human big time.

Sweet Praline said...

Oh Skittles, you are a bad kitty! But a clever one! It sure will be funny to see your mom jumping up and down when she discovers the beetle in her shoe.

Fred said...

Skittles...you're such a devil. I say go for it! (I may try it on The Missus myself!)

The Crew said...

We vote for the pocket...or maybe her purse. Revenge is SWEET!!

jh an Mickey Mantle said...

take da beetle ... an fry it until golden brown in a little wite truffle oil!
add crimini mushroomz fer a ekstra good taste!
har!
i fownd da crimini. i'm readee to hav mi mom sautee.
luv--jh

Skittles, The Huntress said...

Dear Jeter Harris,

HAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Luv,
Skittles, The Huntress

divakitty said...

Well, at least it's not a potato bug...