Tuesday, September 30, 2008

It's Me....Sam. And I'm Blogging!

I have control of Skittles' Blog!!!!! I sneaked in through the open window.

Finally I get to speak. I get to tell my own story. I'm so excited. Skittles said she has lots of internet friends (we won't mention SlyCat) Maybe I can make a friend or two.

My name is Sam, The Marmalade Cat. I'm an independent sort of guy. I've been on my own for at least 5 years now. So, I'm pretty good at hunting and finding food.

I used to belong to someone. I don't like to talk about it. It was a sad time in my life. That pet human of Skittles wanted to know if I left of my own accord, or if I was abandoned. But I just stared at her.


That human looks kind of nice. Skittles loves her very much. So today when she followed me around with a small metal flashy box, I sat down and let her get about 10 feet away.

She didn't try anything, so I took a bath. She seemed to like that. Weird.

Anyway, I've been in love with Skittles for 5 years now. She and her pet human lived here once before. I would come around then a lot and follow that beautiful tabby all around the yard. Even then Skittles would bop me on the nose. She's kind of cute, ummm, well actually, very sexy when she does that. I like strong women.

Then "that man" came along, and Skittles and her pet moved to Las Vegas. I was so sad! Did you ever know that you can actually feel your own heart break? I'm a strong man-cat, but I cried a few tears.

Then! Skittles and her human came back! I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw that certain fierce huntress slinking around the yard again.

Skittles says she tormented "that man" mercilessly with rats and lizards and such. She would hide them in his shoes and pockets, until he finally left. Then she and human came home again. Yeah for me!

I'm still courting Skittles. I intend to woo her away from SlyCat. She smells so good these days. She has this aura of catnip about her all the time now.

Well, that's all for now. Maybe one day I'll have a blog of my own.

Yours Truly,
Sam, The Marmalade Cat

19 comments:

Kimo and Sabi said...

Nice to meet ya Sam. Do you do yoga too?

The Cat Realm said...

Oh this is a romantic great story! Love , and drama - if you already succeeded to take over Skittles blog - you will soon take over her heart too, I am sure!
Karl

Sam, The Marmalade Cat said...

Dear Kimo and Sabi,

I haven't tried Skittles' yoga class yet. But I love to watch her do her moves!

Truly Yours,
Sam, The Marmalade Cat

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Well Sam, maybe yoo should try making frends wif Skittle's human den maybe yoo could get closer to her...

goldenshade said...

You sound like a perfect gentleman, Sam. I wish you the best in your courting.

Purrs Goldie

Forever Foster said...

Sam, you are a very handsome marmalade cat. We wish you lots of luck in your courting:)

-Fui, Suey and Evie.

Parker said...

Oh Sam, your story broke my heart!

The Island Cats said...

Hi ya, Sam! So now we know your story! We wish you luck with wooing Skittles!

Wally, Ernie & Zoey

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Hello, Sam! Don't tell anybody, but we're rooting for you!

Finnegan & Buddy said...

Hi Sam, grate story and you are one lucky cat to live owtside! I like Miss Skittles' yoga class, I do lots of yoga too. Good luck wif yore cortship.

Buddy (I'm marmalade too!)

Tybalt said...

It is so wonderful to finally hear from you Sam! You are one determined and eloquent mancat. I wish you all the best. Purrrs!

Whicky Wuudler said...

Ncce to read your story Sam. I think you are onto a winner with Skittles and her Mom.

Daisy said...

Oh Sam, what a tragic love story! I am glad that you got to share your story.

Lux said...

Hi Sam! It's very nice to meet you. Such patience should be rewarded - I wish you good luck!

Mickey said...

Well hey Sam!!!!!! Nice to see ya :) This could get interesting!!!!!!

Purrs Mickey

Derby said...

Hi Sam, good to hear from your and your side of the story. I know Skittles has a weak spot for ginger boys. She came after me!

Kaz's Cats said...

G'day Sam, nice to hear from you. Don't worry about Skittles pushing you away, you just need to cosy up to WW and you'll do just fine.

Purrs

Gypsy & Tasha

TheSlyCat said...

Sam,
It was nice to get to know you a little through your story. I'm sorry for all of the difficult times. I would like to be friends though. I don't want to be enemies, but I am in love with Skittles. However, I do respect what a great Mancat you are. I hope that you are doing well.
Sly

Fin said...

So nice to see you Sam, you have a great deal of patience.

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

It's Me....Sam. And I'm Blogging!

I have control of Skittles' Blog!!!!! I sneaked in through the open window.

Finally I get to speak. I get to tell my own story. I'm so excited. Skittles said she has lots of internet friends (we won't mention SlyCat) Maybe I can make a friend or two.

My name is Sam, The Marmalade Cat. I'm an independent sort of guy. I've been on my own for at least 5 years now. So, I'm pretty good at hunting and finding food.

I used to belong to someone. I don't like to talk about it. It was a sad time in my life. That pet human of Skittles wanted to know if I left of my own accord, or if I was abandoned. But I just stared at her.


That human looks kind of nice. Skittles loves her very much. So today when she followed me around with a small metal flashy box, I sat down and let her get about 10 feet away.

She didn't try anything, so I took a bath. She seemed to like that. Weird.

Anyway, I've been in love with Skittles for 5 years now. She and her pet human lived here once before. I would come around then a lot and follow that beautiful tabby all around the yard. Even then Skittles would bop me on the nose. She's kind of cute, ummm, well actually, very sexy when she does that. I like strong women.

Then "that man" came along, and Skittles and her pet moved to Las Vegas. I was so sad! Did you ever know that you can actually feel your own heart break? I'm a strong man-cat, but I cried a few tears.

Then! Skittles and her human came back! I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw that certain fierce huntress slinking around the yard again.

Skittles says she tormented "that man" mercilessly with rats and lizards and such. She would hide them in his shoes and pockets, until he finally left. Then she and human came home again. Yeah for me!

I'm still courting Skittles. I intend to woo her away from SlyCat. She smells so good these days. She has this aura of catnip about her all the time now.

Well, that's all for now. Maybe one day I'll have a blog of my own.

Yours Truly,
Sam, The Marmalade Cat

19 comments:

Kimo and Sabi said...

Nice to meet ya Sam. Do you do yoga too?

The Cat Realm said...

Oh this is a romantic great story! Love , and drama - if you already succeeded to take over Skittles blog - you will soon take over her heart too, I am sure!
Karl

Sam, The Marmalade Cat said...

Dear Kimo and Sabi,

I haven't tried Skittles' yoga class yet. But I love to watch her do her moves!

Truly Yours,
Sam, The Marmalade Cat

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Well Sam, maybe yoo should try making frends wif Skittle's human den maybe yoo could get closer to her...

goldenshade said...

You sound like a perfect gentleman, Sam. I wish you the best in your courting.

Purrs Goldie

Forever Foster said...

Sam, you are a very handsome marmalade cat. We wish you lots of luck in your courting:)

-Fui, Suey and Evie.

Parker said...

Oh Sam, your story broke my heart!

The Island Cats said...

Hi ya, Sam! So now we know your story! We wish you luck with wooing Skittles!

Wally, Ernie & Zoey

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Hello, Sam! Don't tell anybody, but we're rooting for you!

Finnegan & Buddy said...

Hi Sam, grate story and you are one lucky cat to live owtside! I like Miss Skittles' yoga class, I do lots of yoga too. Good luck wif yore cortship.

Buddy (I'm marmalade too!)

Tybalt said...

It is so wonderful to finally hear from you Sam! You are one determined and eloquent mancat. I wish you all the best. Purrrs!

Whicky Wuudler said...

Ncce to read your story Sam. I think you are onto a winner with Skittles and her Mom.

Daisy said...

Oh Sam, what a tragic love story! I am glad that you got to share your story.

Lux said...

Hi Sam! It's very nice to meet you. Such patience should be rewarded - I wish you good luck!

Mickey said...

Well hey Sam!!!!!! Nice to see ya :) This could get interesting!!!!!!

Purrs Mickey

Derby said...

Hi Sam, good to hear from your and your side of the story. I know Skittles has a weak spot for ginger boys. She came after me!

Kaz's Cats said...

G'day Sam, nice to hear from you. Don't worry about Skittles pushing you away, you just need to cosy up to WW and you'll do just fine.

Purrs

Gypsy & Tasha

TheSlyCat said...

Sam,
It was nice to get to know you a little through your story. I'm sorry for all of the difficult times. I would like to be friends though. I don't want to be enemies, but I am in love with Skittles. However, I do respect what a great Mancat you are. I hope that you are doing well.
Sly

Fin said...

So nice to see you Sam, you have a great deal of patience.