Monday, November 17, 2008

Yoga Tuesday

Welcome to Yoga Tuesday! It's been a while since I led a yoga class for everyone. I was so busy with my campaign! And of course I'm now planning to head to the White House. 12 votes in my poll, and 8 were for me!!!! I beat Obama! My pet human just shakes her head and says something about electoral votes.

Anyway, let's make this a special relaxing and rejuvenating class. Let's start with incense for a pleasing soothing atmosphere.
I've lit candles all around for a golden glow.

Now, everyone close your eyes, breathe in slowly. Feel the feline harmonic waves come through cyberspace. We are all one with the world, we are at peace with ourselves and others. Oooooooohhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

My! I feel a million times better. Excellent class everyone.

And of course my favorite part of yoga class is the party afterwards. Please join me at the buffet and help yourselves to some refreshments.

Ham for Miles!!!!!
Some champagne perhaps? I'm serving Schramsberg.
Or perhaps you would like to start with a light seafood cocktail with lobster and crab?
Grilled salmon with hoison glaze and plum ginger relish
And roast lamb with marion berry and pecan crust


Thank you all for joining me. I'll try to hold class more regularly now. I can't wait to have all the visiting heads of state follow along with my yoga class. Do you think Putin does yoga? He will with me!

Luv,
Skittles

22 comments:

mog said...

Adorable poses, great tummy shots. I'll see if I can get my kitties to try some yoga instead of just laying on me.

And all that yummy food is making me hungry.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Whooo, dat was great...let da huose trashing begin, where's Sam, does he haf a plan or should we just start anywhere?

Sam, The Marmalade Cat said...

Dear Zippie, Speedy, and Sadie,

Anywhere and everywhere you please!!

Truly Yours,
Sam, The Marmalade Cat

KC said...

You are a good instruktor. And tha food is lovely.
We's fresh off tha cat warming pile at Moki's, taking a break to come and TRASH.
:: blowing whistle ::
Faith Boo, to the paper towels...
Sol and Smokey, to the drapes...
BJ, to the potted plants...
Missy, to the clean laundry...
And me, I haf this box of rowdy voles...
:: opens lid ::

Cat Street Boyz said...

Oh WOW...look at all that yummy stuff, YOGA is GOOD!!!!!=^Y^=the Cat Street Boyz

Everycat said...

OOOh nice poses!

*runs up the curtains and slides down*

RIP RIP RIP!

*digs up the carpet by the doors*

Tee hee this is fun!

Whicky Wuudler

Parker said...

I'm headed for the HAM!!!

Kaz's Cats said...

Sorry we're a bit late to class - this darn time difference gets us every time...might just have to have a bit of a nibble while I (Gypsy) plan where to sharpen my claws...I (Tasha) will just run off to help shred the paper towels with Faith Boo first - I'll snack later...

Purrs

Gypsy & Tasha

The Meezers said...

::STRETCH:: AH, I feel wonderful!!! Fanks Skittles!! Now, I'll just haf some HAM and, um, trash the house!!!!

oh, and mommy says that the seafood cocktail looks really yummy!

The Island Cats said...

Ahhhhh...we're so relaxed and centered now....thanks for a great class, Skittles....now...PAR-TAY!!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

ahhhhhhhh, these stretches are so relaxing. we've been so worried about all our sick friends that we need to rejuvenate.

Well, now that I'm all limbered up, it is time to trash the house!! Sam had a great idea to surprise you didn't he???

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Wow, we never knew yoga was so yummy! Uh, we mean relaxing. Thanks for inviting us.

Buddy: Yes, we really enckshso kd.

Cotton: Buddy, how many times do you have to be reminded not to talk with your mouth mekd! ,e ;ekd eiceoe!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Sam: Okay, hic, now that we've finished eating our yoga, burp, we remember we actually stopped by for a house trashing party. We're really good at them. I burp do the high and heavy moving, Buddy cleans ceiling fans and chandeleirs, Merci hic hides the silverware through the house.

Percy: And we kitties shred, whap, yak and whatever else needs to be done.

Buddy" Yep, And we work best on a full stomach. Is there any more of that ham left?

And a happy 2nd Blogoversary from all of us!

Tybalt said...

Oh, that was wonderful Skittles! Maybe you can come to my mommy's birthday party on Wednesday and lead us all in some calming yoga before we get down to the serious business of having fun? My mommy could use it, I bet.

Furkidsmom said...

We feel so relaxed after our Yoga lesson! Thank you so much. Now we're off to the buffet!!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Daisy said...

Ah, I feel very relaxed now. Thanks, Skittles!

PB 'n J said...

Wow a great yoga class, with a nummy snack and now onto the trashing! Where do you want us to start? The drapes, the bathroom - no the kitchen?!

divakitty said...

We're here to eat your baseboards... ~Fi & Lando

I'll just take some lobster and watch Faith Boo tear through your house.

Beezer said...

First I gotta have a seafood cocktail....

Now for the trashing.
Aahhhhh..... Ripping up carpet feels so good on mine claws!

That little Faith Boo really does great work. Think I'll just sit and watch her a while.

Cory said...

Yoga is awesome, and having all that food after is wonderful. Thank you! Our favorite is watching our Grete do "up dog" and "down dog"...she does it every morning!

Derby said...

OK the stretches were good, but now I am in the mood to trash, trash and trash again. What is left for me to trash? That will serve your mum for forgetting your blogoversary.!

Kiddo said...

Ahh. That was relaxing. Thanks for the refreshments, too!

Kiddo

Monday, November 17, 2008

Yoga Tuesday

Welcome to Yoga Tuesday! It's been a while since I led a yoga class for everyone. I was so busy with my campaign! And of course I'm now planning to head to the White House. 12 votes in my poll, and 8 were for me!!!! I beat Obama! My pet human just shakes her head and says something about electoral votes.

Anyway, let's make this a special relaxing and rejuvenating class. Let's start with incense for a pleasing soothing atmosphere.
I've lit candles all around for a golden glow.

Now, everyone close your eyes, breathe in slowly. Feel the feline harmonic waves come through cyberspace. We are all one with the world, we are at peace with ourselves and others. Oooooooohhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

My! I feel a million times better. Excellent class everyone.

And of course my favorite part of yoga class is the party afterwards. Please join me at the buffet and help yourselves to some refreshments.

Ham for Miles!!!!!
Some champagne perhaps? I'm serving Schramsberg.
Or perhaps you would like to start with a light seafood cocktail with lobster and crab?
Grilled salmon with hoison glaze and plum ginger relish
And roast lamb with marion berry and pecan crust


Thank you all for joining me. I'll try to hold class more regularly now. I can't wait to have all the visiting heads of state follow along with my yoga class. Do you think Putin does yoga? He will with me!

Luv,
Skittles

22 comments:

mog said...

Adorable poses, great tummy shots. I'll see if I can get my kitties to try some yoga instead of just laying on me.

And all that yummy food is making me hungry.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Whooo, dat was great...let da huose trashing begin, where's Sam, does he haf a plan or should we just start anywhere?

Sam, The Marmalade Cat said...

Dear Zippie, Speedy, and Sadie,

Anywhere and everywhere you please!!

Truly Yours,
Sam, The Marmalade Cat

KC said...

You are a good instruktor. And tha food is lovely.
We's fresh off tha cat warming pile at Moki's, taking a break to come and TRASH.
:: blowing whistle ::
Faith Boo, to the paper towels...
Sol and Smokey, to the drapes...
BJ, to the potted plants...
Missy, to the clean laundry...
And me, I haf this box of rowdy voles...
:: opens lid ::

Cat Street Boyz said...

Oh WOW...look at all that yummy stuff, YOGA is GOOD!!!!!=^Y^=the Cat Street Boyz

Everycat said...

OOOh nice poses!

*runs up the curtains and slides down*

RIP RIP RIP!

*digs up the carpet by the doors*

Tee hee this is fun!

Whicky Wuudler

Parker said...

I'm headed for the HAM!!!

Kaz's Cats said...

Sorry we're a bit late to class - this darn time difference gets us every time...might just have to have a bit of a nibble while I (Gypsy) plan where to sharpen my claws...I (Tasha) will just run off to help shred the paper towels with Faith Boo first - I'll snack later...

Purrs

Gypsy & Tasha

The Meezers said...

::STRETCH:: AH, I feel wonderful!!! Fanks Skittles!! Now, I'll just haf some HAM and, um, trash the house!!!!

oh, and mommy says that the seafood cocktail looks really yummy!

The Island Cats said...

Ahhhhh...we're so relaxed and centered now....thanks for a great class, Skittles....now...PAR-TAY!!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

ahhhhhhhh, these stretches are so relaxing. we've been so worried about all our sick friends that we need to rejuvenate.

Well, now that I'm all limbered up, it is time to trash the house!! Sam had a great idea to surprise you didn't he???

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Wow, we never knew yoga was so yummy! Uh, we mean relaxing. Thanks for inviting us.

Buddy: Yes, we really enckshso kd.

Cotton: Buddy, how many times do you have to be reminded not to talk with your mouth mekd! ,e ;ekd eiceoe!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Sam: Okay, hic, now that we've finished eating our yoga, burp, we remember we actually stopped by for a house trashing party. We're really good at them. I burp do the high and heavy moving, Buddy cleans ceiling fans and chandeleirs, Merci hic hides the silverware through the house.

Percy: And we kitties shred, whap, yak and whatever else needs to be done.

Buddy" Yep, And we work best on a full stomach. Is there any more of that ham left?

And a happy 2nd Blogoversary from all of us!

Tybalt said...

Oh, that was wonderful Skittles! Maybe you can come to my mommy's birthday party on Wednesday and lead us all in some calming yoga before we get down to the serious business of having fun? My mommy could use it, I bet.

Furkidsmom said...

We feel so relaxed after our Yoga lesson! Thank you so much. Now we're off to the buffet!!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Daisy said...

Ah, I feel very relaxed now. Thanks, Skittles!

PB 'n J said...

Wow a great yoga class, with a nummy snack and now onto the trashing! Where do you want us to start? The drapes, the bathroom - no the kitchen?!

divakitty said...

We're here to eat your baseboards... ~Fi & Lando

I'll just take some lobster and watch Faith Boo tear through your house.

Beezer said...

First I gotta have a seafood cocktail....

Now for the trashing.
Aahhhhh..... Ripping up carpet feels so good on mine claws!

That little Faith Boo really does great work. Think I'll just sit and watch her a while.

Cory said...

Yoga is awesome, and having all that food after is wonderful. Thank you! Our favorite is watching our Grete do "up dog" and "down dog"...she does it every morning!

Derby said...

OK the stretches were good, but now I am in the mood to trash, trash and trash again. What is left for me to trash? That will serve your mum for forgetting your blogoversary.!

Kiddo said...

Ahh. That was relaxing. Thanks for the refreshments, too!

Kiddo